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[thegreatestfloof]

INTRO POST GO

salutations, im The Greatest Floof/Floof, this is my main and i literally just yap on it, you should say hi because my need for attention is a bottomless pit, i swear i only bite sometimes

also i have a habit of going inactive for days at a time so don't feel insulted if i don't respond to something ^_^

if you ever need to get my attention for smth just tag me or send an ask

ALSO IMPORTANT !! i am a minor !! im not specifying my exact age for safety reasons but i am in high school!!!

my art account is @floofdoesarts

if you wanna see any projects im working on those can be seen on @floofdoesstuffs

i rate monster flavours on @floofratesmonster

my oc ask blog is @floofdoesocslop

i draw little freaks on @homunculusfreakeveryday

acc where i post random pictures @1-footinthegrave (currently wip)

uhh i identify as genderfaun, omnisexual, aceflux, and aroflux

pronouns: he/it/xe/anything that's not she or they (seriously anything i adore neopronouns)

current interests (bolded ones are my main ones, the others tend to come and go): dsaf, cat fur genetics, femtanyl, tfc, warrior cats, wof, bad things, grace, hfjone, forsaken, regretevaor, co09, objectified, tboi, and henry stickmin

dni: no dni follow your own

uhh tag list

reblogs: reblog

answeing asks: floof answering

my art: artd

wip art: THIS IS A WIP!!!

important/serious things: actually serious for once

food i made: delectable treats

madposting/sadposting: floof is snarling

blog twigger warnings:

swearing/cursing (will be tagged with "swearing")

suggestive/sexual topics (i don't really discuss sexual topics but i may reblog things that do) (will be tagged with "suggestive" or "sexual topics" depending on the context)

mentions of suicide/suicide jokes (will be tagged with "tw suicide" and/or "tw suicide joke")

mentions of sh (tagged "tw sh")

blinky credits below the cut

Gay potion blinky: mintyobjectified

Purple checkered divider: ivy-vinezz

Cringe in hell blinky: frammyjammy

Rainbow dividers: rmstitanics

femtanyl blinkies with no text: neosprites

May be sick blinky: productoftheink

Push ur t3mprr blinky: flunkett

DSaF blinky: give-liife

idc where the mature themes and this is fun things are from i found them off pinterest

[thegreatestfloof]

beginning of the day: "a nostalgic hangout game"? i wonder what this is about

end of the day:

[thegreatestfloof]

im awak

[mismatchedmango]

Fun fact chain! Share a fun fact or a few than tag ppl! (Pls I want fun facts!)

So fun fact:

the Virginia Spring beauty's powdered roots have been used historically to prevent conception and when cooked taste like chestnuts :)

@imjustboredguys @ellietalkswaytoomuch @raventhecrispy-offical @extra-extra-unhinged @davey-the-brains @logicalucy @justyouraveragedepressedteen1 @tarantulas-of-santa-fe @squishyeggy @what-the-newsies

Any of y'all want to share fun facts?

[extra-extra-unhinged]

the inventor of pringles who died in 2008, had his cremated remains placed in a Pringles can. so the inventor of pringles is a Pringle.

@youllstealannuduh @theloverislost @deizzyx @burnttoast7272 @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @burnininhell @atthispointeverythingischaos + open tags

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

In 2022 Dua Lipa wore a sheer white dress to her friend’s wedding, and people got mad at her online, claiming she was trying to “outshine the bride.” But one of the grooms, fashion designer Simon Porte Jacquemus, had specifically told her to wear the dress. Also it was a gay wedding between two men so there was no bride to outshine :D

@burnttoast7272 @snumnerville @sharkwithpaws @meetmeataliminalspace +open tagz

[potatoanarchist]

The Renaissance sculptor Michelangelo was at the very least bisexual, his art often featuring homoerotic themes and were centered around men, as well as his sonnets. Also, he wrote sonnets.

@mustard-in-a-bottle @forgfrogg @theblackberryhimself @st4ry3mi @soda-pop-22 @writingwithoutconfidence @iamsriiiiiiii + open tags

[mustard-in-a-bottle]

The European Meadow viper (also known as the Orsinii's viper or the Ursinii's Viper) is Europes smallest viper, but DID YOU KNOW that instead of laying eggs like most snakes, this snake has adapted (due to it's habitat and climate) TO HAVE LIVE BIRTHS.

ISNT THAT SO COOL??

@theonlyaardvark @iminruinz @themostrandommoon @mer-acle @potatoanarchist @seventeeneleventeen @bardorsomethinglikethat @petercaparkacar @valdezsimp02 @moonflower-wings-of-fire @isoldmysoultothefae @cean0w

[valdezsimp02]

You have tagged me too many times ughhhhh okay uhm

The color of a polar bears skin is actually black, and it's fur is actauclly translusive, it just looks like it's white because it reflecsts the snow and ice

I think prev already tagged y'all but @isoldmysoultothefae @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @parker818 @mustard-in-a-bottle and my friends @whitestreamrct2 @stargazer56cipher @honey-minded-hivemind @chunkyform3

[honey-minded-hivemind]

Um, warning for mention of animal private parts?

Sharks and snakes have two dicks. Clownfish can transition from male to female. There is a species of lizard that reproduces asexually and is all female. And the arrowhead worm, if cut in half, both ends form a new worm (asexual reproductio n/cloning)

Do with this information what you will.

Let knowledge be free and open to all!!!

@ainsellshadewalker @whitestreamrct2 @mkkhachewsday99042 @sugar-soda @thewickedweiner @hermesserpent-stuff @virgo-arts @vivid-bun @danniloversugar @s0c0ld0utside @lunaris-literature @wishful-thinking-is-dumb @cherry-amores-blog

[whitestreamrct2]

Zamn-

Uhhhh

“The most massive white dwarf stars are blue hot and smaller than the moon.” -my space obsessed friend Phobos

@zeldafloof @ajolteonnamedsparky + open tags!

[zeldafloof]

Hrrrrmmm.

Birds are cool 👍

Sorry I'm lazy with this and very distracted -_-

[thegreatestfloof]

hi im cat genetics nerd did you know the true color of a tabby cat is actually it's stripes, it's "background" color is actually made of hairs banded with the stripe color and a lighter yellowish color

@unknownentityoutsideyourwindow @sunkissedprlz @nonbinarydiseaseexpert @boolozlebamboozle @lyricbutt + open tags

[thegreatestfloof]

do you guys like the name of my playlist

[thegreatestfloof]

so scared for the yearly family reunion what if they look at me weird

[thegreatestfloof]

shaking them around in a box

[thegreatestfloof]

gay tmr

[thegreatestfloof]

my son

[thegreatestfloof]

throwback to when my cat got scared of her own reflection

[thegreatestfloof]

i love having 5 cats

[thegreatestfloof]

4 cats :[

[thegreatestfloof]

8 cats :]

[thegreatestfloof]

4 cats again :[

[thegreatestfloof]

i love being on call with twin its so much fun hanging out with ppl who are actually wanna do things we both like instead of only ever what they like

[thegreatestfloof]

if i like a fic enough it gets beamed into my head and subconsciously influences my late night fake scenarios i come up with because sleeping is for people who sleep

[thegreatestfloof]

im not the main character im the side character walking in the hallway with their friend just long enough for the main character to hear an absolutely diabolical out of context snippet of the conversation

[ribena59p]

D

Aves

Port yaoi

[elbiotipo]

I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.

For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.

When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.

[flareonfloof]

seeing a bortle 1 sky is what got me to go back to school and im an astrophysicist now

[leafwing-life]

I'm between a 5 and a 7 i think

[zeldafloof]

Five or six for me :<

[thegreatestfloof]

7 :[

[the-mycelial-court]

who wants to be in my fucked up infection au

@the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin @accidentallyoccidental @ajolteonnamedsparky @dogandhisbike @verfluchte-seele tags for reach and also do you wanna be in it

[zeldafloof]

Sure why not :3

[thegreatestfloof]

hi can i also