The Great Heidini

This is my blog

[australiansanta]

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sometimes anxiety makes me feel the way Ted Cruz looks

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

isnt it weird that literally everything is made up

[dacasyo]

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[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[starsberrisnunicorns]

After all these years…..

[notkatniss]

me searching for a new tv show to watch

[babybird]

…….when will anything go as hard as ‘everytime we touch’ by cascada……such a bop…..changed a nation…..beatles who??? 

[hoebama]

i have this teacher and every time u ask him a question instead of saying “no” he says “fraid not” and pulls out a frayed knot he keeps in his pocket

[hoebama]

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[buttthreer]

[On-looker zooming in from above on two men who are sitting on opposite sides of a large hot tub] On-looker singing: “Two bros,chilling in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay”

@captioned-vines

[thatadult]

5 no-homo paces apart

[lamalintzin]

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[caliphorniaqueen]

**eyeroll**

[obiwankenobies]

scully: hey mulder, do you have a dollar?

mulder: yeah sure, here you go

scully: thank y-

[figma-deactivated20161222]

it dont even feel like june it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

[shencomix]

Let this be a warning.

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[sarahseeandersen]

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by Sarah Andersen

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