The Green Eyed Procrasinator

24| Expat in UK | Potterhead | Baker | Geek | Body Positive | Feminist | Slytherin | M. Ed. Owner | Houseperson | Coffee Addict | Happily Engaged

[witchyautumns]

🍂 ☕️ mag_gypsy ☕️ 🍂

[leaf-me-alone-itsfall]

[disneydailly]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-daddy-j]

This is like a round of cards against humanity

[argumate]

awkward when you have a ship full of gay pirates encountering a puzzle with a heteronormative answer.

[airframeextender]

this is a hell of a ride isnt it? this is a horror show

[rad-roach]

I think the scariest thing is I legit can’t tell if this is satire or an actual news article.

[paxamericana]

[girlbossjodiarias]

This is such a beautiful and amazing self-own.

[enoughtohold]

delicious

[arwenundomielarchive-deactivate]

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001-2003)

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”

For Ali, with lots of love.

[miradademujer-deactivated202402]

Beautiful paths 💚💙♥️

[stability]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

There comes an age in every person’s life where wandering through your neighborhood woods turns from just having fun to being very creepy.

[softgrlfriend]

[slunchy]

okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store

and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.

but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:

wh-

whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC

[fullmetamagnolia]

Since everyone is sharing

[tv-nerd-aus]

Akilah Green on Chelsea 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

[blergger-deactivated20150321]

[yelyahwilliams]

She continues to rule

[drchelsearar]

in case you need to be reminded to be kind to yourself today.

[cunthulu420]

Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump

[sabrecmc]

If you follow his twitter, I think he is like *this close*

[raejin99]

Chris Evans: one like and I will personally fist fight Trump while dressed as Captain America

Chris Evans: *likes his own tweet*

Chris Evans: Say no more

[ssironstrange]

Chris Evans is the hero we need

[realisticrecovery-deactivated20]

anyway, abusive women are just as bad as abusive men.