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One Nice Bug Per Day
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YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Color Me Curious
Today's Document
Misplaced Lens Cap
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official daine visual archive

#extradirty
The Stonewall Inn

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Crane Machines! Hi I made these for artfight, please feel free to use them, credit is appreciated
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Drew Skirk hoping she’ll grant me luck in pulling for her 😭
down horrendous at first sight
@polmcarts did this amazing soft Kuwameshi drawing for me. Another artist, I just gotta recommend for art, they’re style is amazing. I’ll be using it in a fanfic I’m writing called, “A Second Chance to Say.” It’ll be on A03 ^^
Life hacks from Hob Gadling
Reigen still has a lot to learn
I like these photos because someone clearly set up a camera, took a picture, ran all the way up the grain silo to change the slide doors, and ran all the way back down to take another picture. That's dedication.
Really loving that times-chu doesn't know you can do things with other people
mooching off the government is a good thing actually. what the fuck else are they gonna do with the money? buy more bombs?
If you are paying taxes it’s impossible to “mooch” off of the government. It’s just going “hey, remember that money I gave you? It’s your turn to help me out now.”
It is always impossible to mooch off the government. It is the government’s job to look after its people.
Literally why even have a fucking government if not to take care of people.
I would argue that there is such a thing as mooching off the government.
Like when Amazon steals fucking 129 million dollars in tax rebates despite making 11 billion dollars in profit and not paying one fucking penny of tax.
That’s what ‘mooching off the government’ looks like.
Everything the rich accuse the poor of is another thing they actually do themselves.
Sigourney Weaver / production still from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)
Babe are you okay I saw you reblog Sigourney Weaver / production still from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)
The commentary by Ridley Scott he did for the Quadrilogy Boxset about this scene is hilarious. He said “She refused to pull up her panties and shave at all. We had to pay someone in 1979 something like 5 thousand dollars to air brush out all her minge hair on every single cell of film. It took weeks!”
pathetic. release the bush cut.
still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice
Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.
i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway
I don’t mean to distract from OP’s post but my dash won’t let me see what the second image is, it’s just showing me this:
And I am losing my goddam mind.
You know what this reminds me of, only in reverse? …
wait. shit. oh god. I can’t unsee it…
Can someone put this one in on the reverse? with the ‘no fear –> Be Kind to each other –> one fear’?
The original comic was about Simpsons porn?
This is possibly the most tumblr-y tumblr post I’ve ever seen.
was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort
i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telekinesis/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit
This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep
Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.
the human stress response seems so maladaptive!
To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.
very very slow tigers are chasing me
not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you
#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick
“Very very slow tigers are chasing me” is the most hysterical way I’ve ever heard my state of being described
Humans are persistence predators and then created deadlines and out-persistence predator’d ourselves
women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .
what about non binary people
fuck i don’t know
oysters
Glad I’m genderfluid
We can eat anything we want!
you have to eat oysters