Hello dearies and anyone who might stumble upon this one. I just want to hand out a quick update about my looooong hiatus / disappearance. I burnt out pretty badly, without warning (or, in hindsight, a lot of warning) and ended up in a whirlwind for a life for a bit. But, I am back, at least somewhat. Trying to get back to being me.
So hey friend - message me, tell me what's going on. And enjoy this little story, which I am pretty sure I haven't posted previously because I couldn't find it anywhere except in the middle of my million WIPs. And I laughed reading it, so I thought 'why not come back with a laugh'. And if I have posted this before, then.. enjoy it again. Love you.
Content warning: one realistically depicted anatomical word of the male equipment, hilarity and embarrassment, meet cute funny
It had been one of those days where everything seemed to go wrong. The morning had started off fairly well, but when Rowan was picking up his usual coffee order, someone had crashed into him making his cup fly and spill its contents right on Rowanâs shirt. Of course he had to run back home and change. His apartment was on the opposite way from the coffee shop, so this detour made him quite remarkably late for work.
At the office Rowan had first managed to break the scanner while trying to get an important signed document copied. He tried to turn the machine off and on again, knowing that would be the first instruction their tech help would give him, but somehow that small, common function managed to mess up the settings of the machine. Rowan found himself staring at the tiny touch screen which displayed something that could very well be hieroglyphs to him.
His day of hell was just beginning. Heâd been working on a presentation for months, knowing they were supposed to receive foreign visitors from a partner company that day. His boss Maeve was supposed to go over the presentation before actually presenting it to their guests, but the email attachment wouldnât work and his boss couldnât get it to open. Rowan then decided to just simply transfer it to a thumb drive and give it to Maeve. Somehow the entire presentation then vanished, making Rowan panic.Â
His boss was not happy, which was how Rowan had ended up improvising a speech to the group of visitors. There was just one major problem with that; Rowan was not good with words, strange people or performing, so he pretty much tanked the entire speech. Trying to save the last remnants of his dignity, he tried to leave the conference room quietly. Only to end up face flat on the floor with the coffee cart on its side and the snacks rolling all over the hallway. The snacks that were meant for their visitors.
With the day not even halfway through, Rowan was completely done with the day. He just wanted to go for a nice, calm drink before going home and forgetting about the horrible day. Luckily the rest of his work went by without any major issues, only a couple of scheduling issues. And a virus on his office computer, which had been attached to an email sent by his friend and colleague Fenrys wanting to improve his mood. Rowan did not find the dancing, multiplying penises on his desktop funny. In fact, he was mortified when he - once again - had to call the tech help department to come get rid of the virus.
Fenrys seemed to realise his mistake, and wanted to make up by offering Rowan a drink after work. They made plans to meet up at their favorite bar once they had had a chance to change out of the stuffy work clothes and into something more fitting. Nothing could go wrong with going out for a simple drink, right?
Oh, how wrong Rowan was. Going out was not a bad thing in itself; what made it a bad thing was the fact that he was now accidentally crashing a private birthday party. Rowan did not like surprising situations or meeting with new people - strangers made him nervous - so this was practically a nightmare for him. Right from the moment he stepped inside the bar with Fenrys, they had been pulled along, party hats strapped on both of their heads and some disgusting colorful shots handed to them. Fenrys happily threw his back, but Rowan just stared at the purple concoction with a frown, before stating that it looked unfit for human consumption.Â
Of course his night of horror didnât end there; how he ended up helping the birthday girl blow out the candles was a complete mystery to him as well. One minute he was trying to remove his party hat, the next a leggy blonde was pulling him towards the middle screaming it was time for cake. Keeping his hand in hers, she stood behind the cake singing the birthday song along with everyone else, before saying make a wish and blowing out the small flickering flames. Rowan was getting more and more confused, but not wanting to make a big deal out of himself, he decided to play along until he could leave.
Finally finding the perfect time to detach himself from the party group, Rowan ordered a whiskey from the bartender before successfully hiding himself in a dark corner where he could still see everyone around. He was exhausted after being so social, and he had been waiting for this glass of whiskey for the entire day. It was just him and the golden brown drink in front of him, with the party sounds still going strong in the background.
âI thought the birthday hero is supposed to be at the party instead of hiding from the guests,â a voice interrupted Rowanâs thoughts. Lifting his gaze up, he noticed the same leggy blonde who had pulled him along to the main part of a birthday celebration. Rowan quirked a brow before responding.
âI did not force you to leave your party, did I? I just wanted to enjoy a nice glass of whiskey.â
âWait- what? My party? I thought-,â the woman in front of him scrunched up her face. âI thought we were celebrating your birthday.â
âNo, Iâm pretty sure my friend and I crashed your birthday celebration,â Rowan let out a small laugh.Â
âOkay, so, wait- if it isnât your birthday, and it definitely isnât mine⌠then⌠did we just hijack someoneâs birthday celebration? I totally thought it was your party and I tried to get you to blow out the candles. Oh my gods, this is hilarious and also now I understand why you stood there so awkwardly. Iâm sorry,â the blonde burst out laughing. Rowan couldnât help but join in - this was definitely an unexpected turn of events.
âMaybe we should get out before they realise what happened and who stole the thunder from someone else,â the woman suggested and for the first time in his life, Rowan didnât feel awkward with a stranger, so he found himself nodding before throwing a few bills on the table. Getting up, they walked to the coat room and, ever the gentleman, he helped the blonde put on her coat.
âOh, by the way, my name is Aelin. Thought it would be nice to introduce myself to my partner-in-crime,â she said when they were outside.
âRowan. Canât say it was a pleasure to be involved in such a horrendous crime, but I did enjoy meeting you,â Rowan flirted, much to the amusement of Aelin, who let out a loud and melodious laugh at his comment.
âWell, Rowan, are you ready for an adventure? Iâm assuming youâre available for some more criminal acts, we canât just leave it on stealing some strangerâs birthday wish,â Aelin asked with a mischievous tone and a smile that told him she was up to no good.
âUnder normal circumstances, I might be tempted to say no. However, this day has already been so weird, I donât think thereâs anything that could possibly make it any worse,â Rowan stated, not yet aware just how much his night was about to change. The smirk he had in response made him wonder if he was about to make the biggest mistake of his life, or perhaps the best decision by going along with whatever Aelin was planning.Â
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