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iahfy

marking her belongings 💋

sevenspadesagain

@thegreyofthemagic

i think this was supposed to go on your blog not mine

thegreyofthemagic

peak

goth-princess-gwennie

Hey you.

You know that tgirl your with. The sweet one (arnt they all) thats desperate to please? Has difficulties accepting touch? And who's head is always full of sad and complicated thoughts?

You need to help her out. So be real sweet to her. Make out a little if she likes that, do whatever softens her up. Ask her what she wants what helps her feel all intimate

Then we're gonna teach her to feel good

You should bind her wrists and angkles ever so softly to the bed posts, give her toom to squirm but not escape, she might want to pull away but she needs to learn to feel angelic.

Keep being sweet to her, praise her, give her little kisses.

Now comes the less sweet part. Take a big powerful corded vibrator wand. Your going to use it on her clit (if shes okay with being touched there of course) and your going to experiment, run it up and down, find her favourite spots, find her favourite settings.

Make her feel so good she glows. Make her squirm in those bonds. Make her bite and ache and pull away but we do not stop. She needs to learn to feel good. She needs a break from thinking.

So you keep praising her and pushing that wand in and dont you dare stop until shes a melted little puddle. She shouldn't remember her name. She should be so blissed out and praised out that her head is a soft cotton candy fog of bliss.

If she likes anal touch her there too. Work her prostate as you wand her.

You should buy her a specialised prostate toy

She has never felt this good before and it id your privilege to do so. Keep making her feel good dont let her pull away from the vibes. Praise her. Respond to her. Learn her body like an instrument.

If she asks to do something to or for you you say no

This is all about her

About her bliss about her needs as a woman. About making her feel so good her brain shuts off.

You get the privilege of doing it to her

And after your done, you unwind her and you wrap her in the sweetest blanket and you hold her in your arms. You let her be small and sweet. You let her cry. You let her be messy and complicated

cloudabserk

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

ellohcee

The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

ellohcee

kawuli

pretty-path3tic-mutt

*paw at you* let's make out

thantos26

@puppygirl-sage this is you

moveslikekeithrichards

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

anothericarus

had a weird dream that involved someone pinning me down by my wrists while play-fighting and then teasing me while slowly slipping in hypnosis-y phrases until i stopped struggling and just laid there and listened to them so. that's great. feeling v normal about this one lads.

balljointed-succubus

angel who's constantly anxious and waiting for the day that her halo's glow will dim ever since she began succumbing to a succubus's lustful influence, only to watch with more dread than she thought possible as her halo begins to glow brighter as a result

parkchanwoohoo

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

tamamita

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

drizzly-bear

even more phm + textposts with stratt (and grace)

catgirlfingies

mintbees

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

aro-throughyourchest

pretentiouslimericks

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

emptyjunior

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

junebug-jamboree

ceruleanheaven

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over