The Grim Reality

MCU enthusiast, nerd, roleplayer, larper, chronically ill bitch.

[victorianbreaker]

Ok sooo

When Coulson said he would tase Stark and watch SuperNanny… Did any of us think that maybe he watches SuperNanny for tips on dealing with Barton and Romanoff?

[slavicshadownr]

Clint: Tasha, what are you doing?

Natasha: Lighting incense, I need some time to relax!

Clint: Those are sparklers.

Natasha: Yes, the tiny fireworks relax me.

[elevatorsnotworthyyyy]

Clint: Coulson-

Natasha: You love us right?

Coulson: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere that I won’t like

[headcanonthings]

Natasha: What’s that story where they bring the monster to life and then have to destroy it?

Coulson: Frankenstein?

Clint: Frosty the Snowman

Natasha: Yes! Thank you Clint.

Coulson: ...what?

[incorrect-assvengers]

Clint: I got grounded for a week just for coming home late

Natasha: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

[spiderman-meadows]

Coulson: If you had to choose between Clint and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Natasha: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Clint: Natasha!

Coulson: 63 cents.

Natasha: I'll take the money.

Clint: NATASHA!!!

[totallycorrectclintasha]

Coulson: I hope you two have a good explanation for this

Clint: We have three, actually

Natasha: Pick your favorite

[winter-angst]

Clint: how could anyone not like me?

Natasha: *takes a deep breath*

Phil: don’t

Natasha: *sips vodka aggressively*

[slavicshadownr]

Phil: Agents, this is my girlfriend Audrey.

Natasha: Hey.

Clint: Hi.

Audrey: It's nice to meet you both.

Natasha: Is it?

Phil: You guys promised you wouldn't do this...

Clint: Do you have a job Amy?

Audrey: Actually it's Audrey.

Natasha: Answer the question April.

Audrey: Uh yeah I-I'm a cellist.

Clint: Oh so you like to work with your hands?

Audrey: Yeah, I suppose.

Natasha: You know who else liked to work with their hands?

Audrey: Uh no I-

Natasha: Ted Bundy.

Clint: Do you like to murder people Alice?

Audrey: No, no, no-

Clint: You like sports Abby?

Audrey: Still not my name- Uh yeah I-

Natasha: Care to partake in an arm wrestle?

Audrey: Uh no I'm good I-

Natasha: Oh what you think you're too good for me what because I'm a woman?

Audrey: No that's-

Clint: That's messed up Amanda.

Audrey: Okay- you know what, I gotta go.

Phil:...

Clint:... Well I liked her.

Natasha: Yeah we approve of Ava.

Phil: IT'S AUDREY. Idiots

[incorrect-assvengers]

Nat: It’s almost time to switch from our regular weapons to our holiday weapons!

Coulson: Is there a difference?

Clint: Yes. The holiday ones light up!

[icedragoness]

This gif is my favourite thing right now

[incorrectclintnatquotes]

Natasha: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around food?

Clint: Do you realize how much of your life revolves around armed conflict?

[bworigins-blog]

[headcanonthings]

Fury: Status report on the new agent. How's Romanoff adjusting?

Clint: She's only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.

[fandom-took-my-sanity]

Natasha: Rules were made to be broken.

Coulson: No, they were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken.

Nat: Uh, piñatas

Clint, chiming in: Glow sticks

Nat: Karate boards Clint: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Nat, glaring at Coulson: Rules

[theundercovermarvelfan]

Clint: Hey, we’re about to do the Taser challenge, you want in?

Phil: What’s the Taser challenge?

Natasha: We tase each other then drink.

Phil: How do you win?

Clint: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

[sapph0sfriend]

Clint: I wish there was a way to block people in real life

Phil: Restraining ord-

Natasha: Murder