Peehands

Howdy i'm Emily and I'm 26 ♒️ she/they Biology major studying conservation. Avid trash picker upper. Ask box/IM is always open.

[pileofknives]

[nostrem]

[sadisticssre]

..will meet soon..

[supushan]

its the @aa-spring-swap! woo! here's my piece for @fuckj0shi, hope you enjoy :)

[alexbutrandomthoughts]

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

[manekinekocake]

[thyrell]

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

[kineticpenguin]

Every time someone’s like “who are you gonna call when you get robbed?”

1. Know how I know you’ve never been robbed?

2. I am going to call my insurance company and file a claim, the only usefulness a cop has at this point is generating a report number for said insurance company to refer to

3. Seriously all a cop’s gonna do after establishing that the robber/burglar/whoever isn’t there anymore is say “what do you want me to do about it?” and leave

[fandomsandfeminism]

Also:

Law enforcement took more stuff from people than burglars did last year

Federal asset forfeitures topped burglary losses for the first time in 2014.

So, ya know.

[ladyshinga]

“Oh if you hate cops so much and get robbed, what then huh?”

“Statistically speaking, ask them for my shit back”

[justnoodlefishthings]

new gender just dropped

[bellefyre]

Gender:

[girlnephew]

[unmeltable-snow]

why are terrible celebrity imagines so funny. how do i find more of these without suffering the indignity of searching “bts imagines”

[unmeltable-snow]

more of these please

[ariconnie48]

[aether2000]

[sxsg-moved]

from the greatest jackbox game I’ve ever been a part of

[sxsg-moved]

high quality versions

[asimovsideburns]

[tittily]

once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Every year, this post surprises me and I laugh.

[mtfoss]

The fact that the government can say youre not too disabled to work while jobs wont hire you because youre too disabled is like pure evil tbqh

[mtfoss]

People think were so fucking lazy but most disabled people i know literally sacrifice their health to survive

[soberscientistlife]

[gavlan-deactivated20170701]

as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo

[wizardpostsdotorg]

so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth

[wizardpostsdotorg]

thank you jointsworth

[lilithism1848]

[undeadentropy]

She's looking out for you. Don't kill yourself for a company that defines you as an asset