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pseudonymnotfound

You ever watch a piece of media and go "that changed me. I'm not sure how, but it sure as fuck did."

ego94

intothedreamverse

White Nights, Fyodor Dostoevsky

lopsidedspecs

BG3 art dump⭐️

sanguineserrations

Original source: s_kinnaly

(Thanks @felinalain for finding the source!)

deathflare

this is what i spend 90% of my playtime doing

shuploc

"The Pale Elf"

maevedmab

shaunasearmuffs

Ella Purnell as Lucy MacLean - Every Single 'Okey-Dokey!' Fallout (2024)

ladiemars

okey dokey 👍

andiree

Baby, why don’t you come over…

valtsv

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

valtsv

vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.

valtsv

vampire: hey i am outside your apartment

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here

valtsv

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience