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[professorkeiraseptimissnape]

PSA || THIS BLOG IS A STALE MEME

I know it’s been ages since I’ve touched this blog & there is a reason for that. This blog is NO LONGER active. It is now an archive. But don’  t worry children, I’m not quittin’ RP. My active blogs are @silvcrignis @detonatcrs @dcvilsandsinncrs && @dcusrclicta (ye, I sold old, fight me, thots.) so if you’re lookin’ for me I’ll be on one of those. I’m in the process of archiving all me other blogs so feel free to follow those if you missed me & had no idea where I went.

[thehalfbloodprofessor]

PSA

So. Since I have reactivated this blog... Things have not gone the way I hoped they would go and I’m losing muse for Severus and Sevina.

However.

Strangely enough this has cause my Captain Severus Hook muse to perk up his head along with his wacky crew.

So if you wanna see Severus Snape as a snarky globe carrying doof ball come on over with me to @captainseverushook​ because starting right now it will become my secondary active blog in the stead of this one. And if you want to find me where I’m active all the time @sinnersofafeather​ is currently my primary blog.

I adore all the followers that have been giving me attention but I feel it is time I give my trashlord and my bitchqueen some space. So. Yeah. Ahoy!!!

@alanprickman-1946 @wreggetrules​ @wiltshire-manor​ @slctherxnnn​ @aidenjhunter​ @lestrange-dangereux​ @xbeyondredemption @ofasphodel

[silvcrignis]

Feathers and Frosting|| Keira & Metatron|| Drabble

Summary: Metatron’s casual visit to an old friend’s house reintroduces him to a brat who used to make his life hell. But since they’re sentenced to frosting cookies they must form an alliance. And from there things take an interesting turn.

Warning: This will get NSFW as all hell.

The 8'7 Angel’s eyes widened in shock as he felt his wing brush porcelain, flinching as he heard the vase shatter against the floor.

“Shit,” he muttered, cursing his expansive wing span as he folded the irritating feathered appendages into his back and inspected the damage, chewing on his lip as he shifted the broken pieces around with his foot.

“What in fuck’s name?” Demetra Black scoffed, walking into the room and raising an eyebrow at the mess.

Metatron blushed, looking guilty as he began apologising to the Siren, full head of long spiky black hair bowed.

“I’m so sorry. I just flashed in. I didn’t mean-”

“It’s fine, Ashley,” she snorted, waving away his guilty admissions.

“But. I broke your vase.”

“I don’t care. I promise you I’m not even remotely upset.”

The frown twisting his face clearly conveyed the fact he didn’t feel he deserved forgiveness just yet and in the end the 4'9 blonde sighed.

“Fine, Ashley. Go frost the cookies in the kitchen and I’ll consider us even.”

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[thehalfbloodprofessor]

@xbeyondredemption , @wreggetrules ((The vocals on the hook 😍))

[silverheat]

The offers to fill my bed would keep it full for a fortnight.

Jimmy Page (via silverheat)

[hpconversations]

Last year, Harry said he was fifteen. Now he claims to be sixteen. Which is it, Harry? Better keep your stories straight. He’d also like you to believe he’s not a baby eater. But he’s never gone on record saying he isn’t. Maybe he’s too busy eating babies.

Daily Prophet Article (via hpconversations)

[amooseinthetardis]

Happy Slytherin day to my incredible house!!! (March 21)

[thehalfbloodprofessor]

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[silvcrignis]

So I finished my drabble that tells how Keira and Metatron first hooked up. Like this post if you wanna be tagged in its posting

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[hcandersen]

[dragondicks]

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

[gransmells-archive-deactivated2]

i still havent gotten over this post

[beanyoneyouwantmetob]

Totally thought of you when I saw this one. :) 

@therisingtempest

[thehalfbloodprofessor]

@severus-snape-of-spinners-endse ((I thought of their royalty verse))

[spencerhellareid]

Harry Potter books according to Severus Snape

[cozyqueen-deactivated20140713]

[uoa]

i laughed so hard i broke 2 ribs 

[blkproverbs]

I fight kids.

African American adults, usually said to disrespectful teenagers. (via blkproverbs)

[professorkeiraseptimissnape]

If you think Keira’s bang is neat and pristine you are wrong.

Say hello to the Black Family cowlick. They get it from Hades. So while the rest of her hair is manageable even if it is a little wavy the front of Keira’s head always looks like it contains a large fire. She’s tried everything from hot combs to flat irons to mountains of various hair products but the “bang beast” cannot be tamed. Heredity is a true bitch. She’s so envious of her mother’s hair that always lies flat.

[thehalfbloodprofessor]

@wreggetrules

[fiftyshadesofswan]