queen of certain parts of the universe

L • 23 • she/her• I have actually never been normal about anything ever!

[dr-gaytorius]

[hunched trembling in a dark corner with a knife] I can be normal about normal things and I can prove it

[dailyquests]

Successfully Evade the Killer (Weekly).

[puerto-nic0]

[csny]

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

[medievaljournalist]

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

[pipshinwhatever]

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

[emziess]

It's so private. No one will know.

Heated Rivalry

[czesca]

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

[gondorrevealparty]

Normal American Guy: have you seen what these "transgenders" are sexualizing? they're reenacting childhood experiences. it's disgusting and un-american.

Every Good Ol' American Rock Song: 🎸🎤 I can't stress enough how much this girl is underage 🎸 🎶

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[c3rvida3]

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[dogpuppy]

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person