!!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[number-one-toku-robot-lover]

[dorohedorah]

[antelopian]

[hyrude]

[doriangraysrockcollection]

me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

[redpandarascal]

[gay-irl]

[grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo]

[bigshort2015-deactivated2025041]

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

[parkore]

[theculture]

Inspired by catceleste’s post, couldn’t help but see the similarity…

[scavengedluxury]

[mrpibb]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[flagellant]

sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

[red-mercer]

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

[flagellant]

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour

[gsirvitor]

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[ancaporado]

[owlet]

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

[owlet]

[tumbwr]

[tumbwr]

he sure customized the delivery experience

[postpostirony]

[apas-95]

I love the people in the notes going 'uhm actually he was German' because it's made fairly clear by other points in the post that it's not referring to Marx (Marx didn't write about monopoly-capitalism forming into imperialism, and Marx wrote closer to 200 years ago than 100) to the point that, in as much of a Gotcha as it is, it implies they themselves've never read Marx, let alone Lenin.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[robomartyr]

Unfortunately this is EXTREMELY funny

[huffylemon]

[blowoutthecandleasshole]

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny