21/UK/F

I always check out the goods

[sirfrogsworth]

[avvocarlo]

dog in a bog

[evildoreah]

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DOG

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[leatherjacketsupervillain]

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

[leaf-jelly]

that’s what

[mexicanine]

WHOMST

[the-sapphic-raven]

Shes probably committing crimes right now

[jinxtus-deactivated20210311]

Who is?

[the-sapphic-raven]

What are you, a cop? piss off

[humorstar]

Name these creatures lol

cr: gyyporama

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[selkieinthesea]

Sometimes I feel like I should apologize for my sense of humor,,,I’m not sure if this is one of those times or not 😂😂

[thebootydiaries]

People:*laughing three blocks away from me*

Me:It's me. They're laughing at me…

[illkim]

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

[sleepy-domme]

Slutty in theory but not in practice

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

[thebootydiaries]

stranger: hey nice shirt!

me: aw this? thanks! :)

me texting my bf: I’ve met someone else. Someone who appreciates me

[kosherqueer]

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

“you think youre pretty hot stuff dont you?” i sneer at the forest fire. it gets self conscious and starts crying and its own tears put it out. one more forest saved

[tiktokarchive]

[emogender-deactivated20191222]

mankind? No. man mean

[dannydino11]

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

[qoa]

no offense but…..i’m tired of like……………not being stunningly beautiful

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

you don’t hate winter, you hate living an atomized existence where you get up and go to your shitty job rather than sit inside under a fire with your kin telling stories, eating, and playing

[weboftime]

Capitalism: go to work 10000 years of evolution: stay home and spin wool and yarns