The Meme Called Hetalia @thehetaliameme - Tumblr Blog

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

witharsenicsauce

havartia

grendelmenz-deactivated20200929

some sort of love poem

grendelmenz-deactivated20200929

This is the wildest result of one of my comics becoming popular I feel rabid

semutamusic

was just gonna reblog this bomb ass comic again bc it's a mood but the author's addition is hilarious. this is why your english teachers taught you to find meaning in a text

donnamissal

parasect

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

po-acus

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

everythingfox

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

evilkillerpoptarts

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware. Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

misselaineofoz

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

unfollovving

Mozilla FireFox @ Internet Explorer

deepestfirefun

iamapoopmuffin

This is exactly the relationship my dogs have with each other

kakyoinryoko

obsessed with characters who have never been married to each other, but are nonetheless divorced from each other

rocksinmuffin

Tfp autobots reacting to drunk cybertronian crush declaring loudly that they want to have their kid. Bonus points if they're normally reserved and hard to read like shock wave

Arcee is actually embarrassed for you. You are sooooo overcharged. She should just leave you to your own devices to sober up but you’re stumbling over your own feet and will probably end up hurting yourself. She throws your arm over her shoulder and helps take you back to your hab suite; meanwhile, you’re gushing over how gorgeous she is and how you’d be honored to carry her sparklings.

Bumblebee is a flustered mess. He knows you’re overcharged and this is so out of character for you to say but there’s got to be some truth to it, right? Bumblebee just kind of sits there and bashfully accepts your attention as you lean against his frame and coo over how cute he is. You’re so overcharged you probably won’t even remember this next cycle but Bumblebee is never going to forget the feeling of your frame against his.

Bulkhead just kind of nervously laughs it off. You must’ve had a lot more highgrade then he thought if you’re gushing about wanting to carry his sparklings. Energon goggles and whatnot. Your response is to get indignant, swishing your cube of highgrade around as you tell him how handsome he is and how some people prefer bigger mechs and you would love for him to wreck you. You then proceed to get sick all over his feet. Bulkhead is a good sport about it and pats your back until you feel better.

Ratchet scowls as you make an ass of yourself. He ignores your raunchy comments and flirtations, scolding you for not knowing your limit. You’re gonna have one heck of a processor ache next cycle and you better not come crying to him when you do. When you awake the next morning in your habsuite, someone has mysteriously left a hangover cure next to your berth.

Optimus Prime does his best to remain professional. After all, you are not in a right state of mind. Even though your words have got his cheeks flushing and his engine revving, he does his best to not show any outward signs of being affected. He has Arcee escort you back to your habsuite for a much needed rest and then returns to his own habsuite to retire for the evening. He doesn’t get much recharge that night.

yes-i-write-fanfiction

Young bot member doesn't talk much and gets labeled as 'mysterious.' Til one faithful day when it is revealed that they are just really confused by everything as theyve been alone for as long as they remember and have never been to'Cyber-Tron', they also do not get certain social cues, and have never been given 'the talk' regarding things like 'spikes.' Reaction of tfp crew members of author's choice please

Optimus: He visibly saddens and places his hand on the young bot’s shoulder as he offers to tell them whatever they want to know. He feels like it’s partially his fault they never got to learn things that he and the other Autobots think is common knowledge. They act so mature most of the time it’s easy to forget just how young they are. He promises to one day show them Cybertron.

Ratchet: For a few seconds he just stares at them before awkwardly clearing his throat, something he picked up from Fowler, and tells them to sit down so he can explain some things. He knows how young they are but he just always assumed that, well, they had been taught most things. Ratchet gets sad when he remembers they have never been to Cybertron.

Bumblebee: Though he’s quite young as well, Bumblebee is not nearly as young as them so he has many memories of Cybertron and know how it was to live there. It makes him sad to come to the realization that they have never even been to their home planet and only knows it as a war torn wasteland. He’s more than eager though to share his stories and memories with them.

Ultra Magnus: He had been quite annoyed with the youngest bot on the team for a while before he learned why they acted why they did. When he learned the reason they didn’t understand his body language or specific cybertronian terms he felt extremely embarrassed and apologized to them. He should not have judged them before learning more about them.

cirilee

operation: breakdown - the rose-tinted after credits scene ;V;

otherwindow

Mermaids fucking hate coconuts.

squirreltastic

@cybertronianrecords

archiveofiacon-deactivated20180

“Why didn’t you tell us you were pregnant?”

The silence that descends the cay is so swift, so brutal that the liaison is surprised anyone is still standing. Swimming. Whatever.

Eyes wide and mouth hanging open - for so long that an ever helpful Rewind has to reach out and gently close their jaw for them - all the liaison can choke out is a strangled, “Excuse me?”

“Pregnant!” Tailgate can’t seem to read the atmosphere or see the perplexed stares he’s getting from his pod mates because he sounds so cheerful, so innocent. The liaison almost feels bad for questioning him. Almost. “I found your eggs in the backpack you brought today! If you needed help in getting them to hatch, you could have just asked us. We would all love to help you.”

Sweet and touching as the sudden agreements and congratulatory murmurs were, the liaison needs to clear the air before Ultra Magnus gets a chance to push his way through the crowd and Ask Questions. “No. I don’t- We- Humans can’t lay eggs, Tailgate. We’re not oviparous like you and the others. We’re viviparous.”

Tailgate opts to look confused, as if he should be the one puzzled by this turn of events. “But the eggs-“

“What eggs are you talking about?” Usually they would feel bad for snapping at Tailgate like this but it’s starting to feel like they’re having very different conversations. “What did you find in my backpack, Tailgate? Why were you even in my backpack?”

Opting to not answer the second question, Tailgate focuses on the former and scoots his way to a nearby sandbank. It isn’t long before he digs up one of the ‘eggs’ he had so thoughtfully buried and scoots to the liaison’s side and presents it to them. “I made sure it was in the warmest patch of sand and everything! How long will it take before it hatches?”

The liaison’s mind struggles to not collapse in on itself. “Tailgate… Tailgate… That’s a coconut.”

“Yeah? And aren’t they human eggs?”

The liaison sends Cyclonus a long suffering look and he can only give a look of empathy in reply.

thehetaliameme

gods I miss them.

netoey

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

artmemesworld

Hobbit Culture

In the Shire where there’s plenty of food all year around and not many threats to worry about, so male hobbits have plenty of time to perform complicated and grand courting/mating dances, using their impressively large feet for their display. The hobbit dances beautifully even if his one isn’t there, but when she or he shows up he will throw himself even more wholeheartedly into his dance and preform amazing moves that their bodies can allow them and only the best will do. So for each generation the males become more and more beautiful and their dance even more impressive.

BOUNS: little hobbits will often watch their elders dance to learn a few tricks and borrow their display for practice.

lilyminer

Another very specific meme, go fetch!

lake-erie

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood