fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give theĀ horse that kills me no such luxury
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fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give theĀ horse that kills me no such luxury
interesting dates on this post
Good grief
shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor
had to share this
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice
It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks
āDog at Dinner Tableā (2015) ⦿ Noel McKenna
sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced
Once you learn that the megalodon mostly lived in relatively shallow waters youāre like okay yeah people thinking itās still alive is just wishful thinking huh
New conspiracy. There is another shark. A deep shark.
Deep shark so sneaky that thereās no record of its existance. Deep shark very smart.
itās actually quite easy to take over a small local government group if you really want to, bc if you volunteer consistently people will just put you in charge of whatever. Iām now one of like three people at a nature preserve making official decisions about trails, putting in a prairie, and designing a series of illustrations for a storybook trail etc., and itās just because last summer I started coming over once a week to help the naturalist out for a couple hours. Mine now. you too can steal an organization and shape it to your will š«µ
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@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized
i love it when writers play sympathy chicken with me by making characters who suck for understandable reasons but are, like, so uncharismatic and regressive and genuinely difficult to root for about it. i love it when being a victim doesn't make someone a better person or motivate any kind of self reflection or improvement. i love it when people who were hurt respond in mundane, unromantically terrible ways that only make them more pathetic and repellent to others. i'm not even being ironic these are some of my favourite kinds of characters. can't say i'm as fond of what happens when they're introduced to a fandom though.
heās at Waffle House
Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost
hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?
Yes
No
No nuance. If you donāt have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.
You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.
im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this
she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!
i like seeing how many people cried real tears in the notes
Moving house tomorrow
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