The Archer.

[Indie Clint Barton RP blog. I do a mix of comic canon and movie canon (the pieces and story lines I like from both) // Multi-shipper // AU/UA friendly// Crossover friendly // OC/canon friendly // Potential NSFW // FC: Jeremy Renner // Semi-selective // M!A: none]

[thehxwkarcher]

sooo

i totally dropped off the face of the earth-- 

buT DON'T WORRY

VACATION'S ALMOST OVER

[thehxwkarcher]

i'm sorry i haven't been on- been getting ready for a trip

that being said, i'm leaving today

won't be able to get on too much for about a month-

so i'll see you guys around

[thehxwkarcher]

will be back--

gotta go to get munchies for dins

[tonystark-iamironman]

  "Good, so what movie are we talking about, bird boy? Nothing avian themed, please." 

[thehxwkarcher]

"Damn, and I was gonna suggest we watch Rio. 

"Buuuut... let's get our horror on, Stark-a-roo."

[nerdyspeedstergirl-archive]

My character takes a fatal blow intended for your character. How does your character react?

[dxb-resources]

[thehxwkarcher]

dark starter sentences

some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list

"You actually thought i cared about you?"

"I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"

"You're a monster!"

"It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."

"You're all mine now."

"How could you do this to me!?"

"I trusted you!"

"Is that supposed to scare me?"

"Put the knife down."

"You're scaring me..."

"You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"

"I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"

"Why are you pointing that gun at me?"

"Let me go!"

"You're so cute when you struggle like that~"

"Your blood smells wonderful."

"Who did this to you?"

"You're in my way."

"I thought you were dead!"

"Help me!"

"Long live the king."

"What did they do to you?"

"What have you done?"

"Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"

"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"

"Stop it, your hurting me!"

"They'll kill you!"

"I hate you."

"The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"

"If you keep struggling like that I'll have to punish you~"

[thehxwkarcher]

Generic RP Starters

"Is your shirt on backwards? Because it looks like it might be…"

"This is a surprise. I didn’t think I would be seeing you again anytime soon."

"Hey, I brought you a coffee."

"That is a hideous tie."

"Have you ever had a song stuck in your head?"

"Yes, I quoted Star Wars. Are you really that surprised?"

"Andy Warhol was overrated."

"Sorry about that. My hand slipped."

"Don't suppose you have a cigarette?"

"Do you have anything to read? This might take a while."

"I feel like __________ for dinner."

"I don't suppose you could hurry this up."

"Did you wash you hands?"

"I have something like that."

"I really don't want to talk about that. Why don't you tell me about your day?"

"Headache. Go away."

"I don't believe it. Not for a second."

"Can I see your phone?"

"I don't know what you want but leave me alone."

"Ow! Owowowowowow. Ow. Ow. Ow..."

"Are we waiting for someone else?"

"I'm not going to eat that."

"You should stop watching the news. It's depressing."

"When did you get a new car?"

"I don't want to stay here any longer. This is awful."

"Haven't you had enough?"

"Have you seen ___________? It was amazing."

[bxn-archive-blog]

  "I can’t get drunk, doesn’t mean I don’t drink." 

[thehxwkarcher]

"Fair enough-- let's get drinks. Hope you're buyin'."

[bxn-archive-blog]

  "Moving on from this and that awful costume you have; let’s get drinks." 

[thehxwkarcher]

"Yeah su-- wait, you drink? I thought your super soldier thing made you unable to get drunk or whatever."

[tonystark-iamironman]

  "Not exactly my idea of a good time but the eating the candy bit while tossing back a drink or 10 I can get on board with." 

[thehxwkarcher]

"Yeah, works for me."

[bxn-archive-blog]

  "Ask Natasha. She said I’m already cooler. So does Sam. I think you should be worried." 

[thehxwkarcher]

"Oh yeah, worried. Yep."

[drgreenandfluffy-deactivated201]

"Trick or Treat!" [B)]

1. Candy

"Clint, wanna have some sweets?" Bruce asked

[thehxwkarcher]

"Can't say no to candy. It's like...a  law, or something."

[drgreenandfluffy-deactivated201]

http://drgreenandfluffy.tumblr.com/relationships

Click and wait for Clint XD theres a link to his song and everything

[thehxwkarcher]

[i'M DYING]

[skywalkersleia-archive]

[thehxwkarcher]

                                                      whatever man! it’s a trick.

[thehxwkarcher]

mood kinda went all pbbfftt

so i'll just dick around on stuff, random replies, all that jazz. 

[drgreenandfluffy-deactivated201]

  "You know you love it!" Bruce yelled, giggling

[thehxwkarcher]

"Mmhm, well, perhaps." He spoke a bit quieter as he grew closer.

[thehxwkarcher]

  "I know it’s hard, Rogers, but you’re going to have to cool your jealous feelings."

[bxn-archive-blog]

"Trust me, Barton, I’m not jealous of that." 

[thehxwkarcher]

"Really? You sound like you are. It's okay, Cap'n, one day you'll be as cool as me."