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what the actual fuck

edit: yall if u want to be bombarded with rare moments of pain and suffering watch this video made literally 9 years ago

diphowell

"I don't think I need to forgive you."

itsgonnabeanofrommedawg

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

sleepyslag

"Dan and Phil just came back to make money" okay well. this is their job. do you want Dan to go back to selling axes to children or.

yellowsunnystars

Dan really went from internet stalker to house husband with credit card access. His skillset is absolutely unmatched.

blossomedsloth

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

silly-little-pal

aliteralchicken

my worst au is based on the fact Dick and Dana are the same age and the fact Dick thinks Dana hot

after Jack dies and Tim refuses to get adopted by Bruce, Dick coincidently gets with Dana and they both go ‘fuck it we’re your parents now’, Dick becomes his step-step dad

aliteralchicken

Tim: I don’t need to be parented

Dana: bet

Dick: bet

Dana:

Dick:

Dana: hello 😊

Dick: hi 😉

Tim: what are you doing…stop it

aliteralchicken

Jason: there’s a hierarchy, Alfred, Bruce, Bruce’s kids and Bruce’s kids kids

Damian: and sadly you’re at the bottom

Duke: it’s alright little nephew

Tim: I’m older than both of you!

Cass: shh…aunty Cass is here

Tim: screw all of you

Steph: wait if I marry Cass will that also make me your aunt-

aliteralchicken

Can you imagine the chaos young justice would cause though?

impulse: thanks grandpa

the flash: anytime kid

Red Robin: thanks…dad

nightwing: aww you finally called me dad

people they’re fighting:…oh so they’re time travelers

Impulse, lives for the chaos: yes :)

livsoulsecrets

Dick: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Tim: Take them!

Damian: Punch them in the neck!

Cass: Say thank you!

Jason: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Dick: …

Dick: No.

tricksterly-conduct

Brucie can Crash Out sometimes

theendlessnessofbeingme

Stephanie dying her hair black for an undercover OP

Stephanie: So what you guys think

Dick:

Tim: That is so freaky

Jason: You… you look like Bruce’s mom!

Stephanie: WHAT? No I don’t!

Dick: You do! And it’s so fucking freaky!

Tim: It’s a really fucking eerie resemblance. Are you sure you’re not related to him? Like a distant cousin or something?

Stephanie: Your all fucking insane. I don’t look like her!

Jason: Hold on. Alfred! Can you come here!

Alfred: There is no need to shout Master Jason. Now what is all the commotion?

Jason: We just need to know, does Steph look like Bruce’s mom?

Alfred: Bloody Hell. You do bear a very striking resemblance to the late Martha Wayne, Ms Brown.

Tim: Told you.

Dick: Come on let’s dye it brown before Bruce sees and has a fucking panic attack.

fortunatelychaoticphantom

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

prismatic-bell

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beebfreeb

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

scribe-cas

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your DMs with the "you seem really odd and your blog intrigues me, do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters"