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White hair dudes are my shitte

[konoko]

[mokutone]

dipping my toes in the digital waters once more

[katscottage]

I’m so much more productive after the sun goes down. While the sun is up I feel the weight of having to do things and it just overwhelms me.

But when the sun has gone to bed suddenly my time is my own. I can do with it what I will and oftentimes that means the cleaning I’ve been meaning to do, the projects I’ve been putting off. They suddenly don’t seem overwhelming to me.

I like it when the sun goes down.

[love-to-love-puppies]

Ah, your ancestors were the ones who kept the night watch around the campfire

[katscottage]

I’m sorry but this is genuinely the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[colossussteppes]

thought this was how they made chicken mcnuggets

[rogha]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[ms-demeanor]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’ve probably got vegetables in your fridge that are starting to go a little off so you should probably plan on making a frittata or a pot of soup in the next couple days.

[ms-demeanor]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but almost every bit of fresh produce you’ve got that might be about to go off can likely be safely frozen for use later if you want to keep it, and that the amount of waste generated by consumers is a tiny portion of food waste generally and you’re not a bad or wasteful person if you forgot your veggies or you weren’t feeling well enough to cook.

[recoverr-deactivated20220605]

i hope all of my neurodivergent folks know that you don’t owe it to anyone to be less of yourself. less “weird.” less enthusiastic about your hobbies, interests and hyperfixations. less loving or sensitive or emotional or picky or less of your genuine and raw self. the people who will love you won’t demand of you to fit into their boxes. if they demand you to show any less of who you are & your struggles with navigating a world as a neurodivergent person, then they’re not it. 

[72-5-blog]

3/14 HAPPY WHITE DAY🎀🤍

(White day is where the guys return the favor of the chocolates they received on Valentine’s Day. This may be a uniquely Japanese culture.)

[dailykakashipics]

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[robotslenderman]

Source

[tributary]

teetotailer

[judygemstone]

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

[take-49-blog]

[modebatty-deactivated20141102]

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

[fevix-deactivated20181203]

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

[oswednesday]

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

[junkyoushas]

Obsessed with what’s going on here

[blu-soda]

Poor Suguru

[toastbutteregg]

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

*winks at my reflection in the mirror*

[trackmark]

*reflection walks away*

[sandersstudies]

The more empathetic and kind men I meet, actually, the MORE I hate bad men. It’s like I’ve seen it proven you don’t have to act this way — I know for a fact that it’s not coded into your biology to disrespect women or be aggressive or be emotionally stunted — you’re literally just a shithead.

[sandersstudies]

Every good dad I meet is just another enormous fuck you to bad, absent, and apathetic dads.

[average-monster]

Yes yes yes!! This is a great way to reframe (part of) the harm done by “all men are trash” radfem ideology. Low standards just excuse shitty behavior. You can set high standards, and have those standards met, and hold to account the men who don’t meet those standards.

[strahmsseveredhand]

my favorite genre of photo is cosplayer out in a random place in public. and i’m not talking abt malls or hot topic and shit where you’re already more likely to find cosplayers. i’m talking abt seeing like a junko enoshima cosplayer at a mcdonald’s

[strahmsseveredhand]

[j3tsabyss]

[campyvillain]

ok but i don’t think any of these can compete with this pic taken by a professional photographer of just the most dejected spamton i’ve ever seen. just alone. with three seperate drinks. also this was featured on an official bbc news report

[meow-moment]

[truechaosseed-deactivated202405]

[captaincheesealphamix-deactivat]