Why am I like this?

God hates me, I know it. Him and life.

[theidiotthattrystoohard]

If your reading this hello

The day is 8/28/2019 and god does this sound super serous. But nah I just had a dream about something and needed to see if you can schedule releases for years later. Turns out you can. So hello future people, that is if this site is still even running by then. This will release on my birthday, so at least it isnt a completly random date. So how is life like now? Did that 'trump wall' thing ever get fixed? Honestly its kinda weird doing this.

Now, to future me: how is Teara? Are you guys still dating? Also yes, I did do this because of a suicide dream. Ive been having them more often lately. But hey! If you reading this your obviusly still alive right? God I hope others arnt reading this thing crying because I'm dead by now XD.

Hmmm, what else should I say? Ah I know! I'll put a message to my current friends! :3

Dear @scatterpatter at this moment in time I have just started to speak to you, I joined the discord server not that long ago and am about level 3 by now. I have just started to get comfortable speaking to you with out anon. I hope by now we are good friends.

Dear @melyco-meow I hope we are still in contact. At this moment in time you do not know who I am(who runs this blog, not know my irl self asdfajd), but I'm sure by then I will have revealed my true self. If not, then its me, Anabelle, your school friend. I suppose by now I will have graduated high school. How's collage going for me? Hope I'm working hard. But enough about me how are you? Are you still dating your boyfriend? I hope so, your rather cute together. If not, then I hope your not letting it get you down to hard.

Dear Teara, how is our relationship going? I hope your still my lovely wife :3 Hopefully your grandma isnt giving you TO hard of a time. Also hows your drawing going? You just gave me that SBP drawing not to long ago. The first one you ever made me. And GOD let me tell you I havent loved you more than right now. I hope my future self is treating you well.

Dear me, I hope your getting the treatment you deserve. Hows mom doing? Is she going to therapy yet? I hope so, she needs it. Hows Riley? He must be pretty big by now. I hope your spoiling him like I want you to. Also hows that writing career going? Hope its going well. Also dont tell the others but GOD is it hard to not spam faces right now XD. But hey, I'm trying my best not to embarrass you with this, too much that is ;). Also do they know? I mean I imagine they now your name I use it in everything, especially ocs XD. But what about your anxiety? Your depression? Is that doing better? Also I started wearing my pansexual pin to school. So far no one has said anything about it, I even started wearing it when Teara wasnt around! Progress baby!(also I'm reading this and realized I sent a message to myself twice :p oh well to late now)

Also how are @theclovercryptid and @deltarose64? Did you ever tell them who you were? If not then I guess I just did. Well if your here clover how's your one boyf doing? Gosh I find yall cute :3

Oh and also Sonya! Did you ever get back in touch with her? I hope so, you guys were best friends. Gosh I still remember how we met! And what about faith Ann? How is she doing? If your reading this then go talk to them right now. See how Sonya is doing. I'm sure she would appreciate it.

Hey belle? Do we ever move out? I hope so, it sucks here. Also how is Lucy? I'm sure she's just as cute of a cat as she is now. What about the dogs? Please tell me we got rid of some of them. We are STILL having to worry about fleas. And its been months since me set off the first 5 bombs! But what ever, at least its getting better.

Anyway, thats all I can think of to write, so I guess its goodbye! Hope you all are doing good!

[theidiotthattrystoohard]

So today someone saw the chips in my bag and was all "Hey can I have that?" And I was like "what? No." And there like "but I'm hungry." And no joke, my automatic reaction was to say "Then starve." Like, dduuudddeee nnnooooo.

[identity-of-design]

156 Americans tried to draw 10 famous logos from memory.

[gamelycan]

Things about this post

-everybody forgot target only has 2 red circles

-some people are drawing legitimate local variations of the logos

-some people are drawing older legitimate versions of the logos

[largishcat]

-the burger king logo is better

[kittensnax]

Can we please fucking talk about how the only person who drew the Target logo correctly did it in yellow and said it was Walmart’s logo

[mx-uniix]

Tips for a newbie fanfiction writer?

[zeskiverse]

You can’t improve without writing.

Always have back up of your stuff.

Distraction-free software that helps you write do exist.

Pasting your text from google docs onto AO3 will make it look funny.

There’s a script☆ that solves that problem.

Feedback (or the lack thereof) is never what you expect.

Learn to write for yourself in the first place.

Not everything you write will be the best fic ever™.

You can’t control how people react to your stuff.

No self-deprecation. Seriously.

A good summary attracts people. (No “I suck at summaries” there!)

Punctuation and structure are so important.

Don’t be afraid of using a character’s name. That’s why they have one.

Get a beta reader if you can.

It’s YOUR story and only you can tell it.

DO write that 9861th coffee shop AU for your fandom.

Anything is an AU.

Researching is good but don’t let it keep you from writing.

Tag your stuff accordingly.

Advice you see around aren’t supreme rules set in stone.

You’ll learn more about your style as you go.

Don’t compare your writing to others’. Especially “famous” fic writers.

Perfection doesn’t exist. Stop striving for it and just write.

A rough draft is better than NO story.

It’s okay to move on from an unfinished work to a new one.

It’s okay to not write 200K words in an hour.

Any length of writing is okay. Just focus on telling YOUR story.

Slumps and writer block are common.

You can always improve your writing if you want to.

Read lots and notice what you like in other people’s writing.

If you’re not having fun take a step back.

Set up a sideblog for writing on tumblr.

Tag your stuff accordingly. (both on AO3 and tumblr)

Follow spaces for fanfic discussions like @ao3commentoftheday

There’s no consensus about ANYTHING regarding fanfiction.

You can’t please everyone but you can please yourself.

Some people out there are rude and can’t be reasoned with.

Fanfiction is NOT your job. Don’t feel guilty for “not updating in months”.

Publish your stuff because you want to share it.

Everybody write crappy fics. Write yours.

Game soundtracks (instrumental) are great to play while writing. 

There’s always somebody out there waiting for your fic.

Many times you won’t hear but they exist.

Have fun. Indulge yourself. Treat yo self.

Writing is the best thing but also the worst.

Jot down those ideas. You won’t “remember later”. Seriously you won’t.

Inspiration often hits you when you CAN’T write.

It also often leaves when you can write.

Everybody hates and loves writing. That’s the life of a writer for ya.

Even your fave fic writer can feel ehh about the fic of theirs you LOVE.

Starting from the middle or the end IS a thing.

Listen to Natasha Bedingfield’s Unwritten. She knows what’s up.

[waackery]

IMAGINE when William asks Vanny if she has “selected one” he is referring to an animatronic body to posses?

Isk I just wanted a Glamrock version of Springtrap, he stole Glitchtraps vest lol

[theidiotthattrystoohard]

Are people STILL caught up on abortions? Like do they not realise abortions are a whole lot more humane then how it was done in the old days. Like back in the old days if people didnt want a baby(for example a stripper) they would wait till the babys born, then drown them or put them in a literal furnace. Like, the baby was fully developed and could easily feel pain at that point. And yet y'all still caught up on abortions?

[clarisimart]

Me: Oh, there’s a date in February that’s really important, and I must celebrate!

Someone: Right! It’s Valentine day’s on the 14th!The most romantic time of year!

Me:

[alexseanchai]

[image: “International Fanworks Day is an annual event on February 15th celebrating and promoting fanworks of all kinds.”]

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

What

[randowaffle]

HAPPY FANWORKS DAY EVERYONE

[pinkie-miller100]

that today yes!

[gelsadrah-deactivated20170821]

gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure,

[deactivated-86634592222-deactiv]

if i don’t reblog this assume im dead

[niuniente]

THE NEXT 3:30 MINUTES AFTER PRESSING PLAY WILL BE THE BEST 3:30 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY.

[buckysbeauty-capsbooty]

If anyone asks you what fanfiction is—just show them this video.

[scatterpatter]

[theidiotthattrystoohard]

Haha guess who finely got a chance to watch the Steven universe movie? Haha I hate Pink with an undeniable passion, haha.

[yomamasooo-deactivated20210726]

Ok boomer

[jaes-fnaftrash]

[theidiotthattrystoohard]

The next time somone asks me why cats are better than dogs I'll just say: "Atleast cats don't lock you out of your vehicle like dogs do."

[scatterpatter]

[theidiotthattrystoohard]

End my suffering

[konkoa]

This has been a PSA.

[reapersun]

I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.

[enigmaticagentalice]

on a related note:

[princecharmingtobe]

And for the people asking “Well if you don’t support it irl then why would you like it in fiction?!” Because when it’s happening irl real people are suffering and dying and that’s horrible and I’d never want that. But when it’s fiction, when no real people are being hurt or killed, it’s interesting to explore the experience, the effects it may have, and to an extent experience the emotions involved without actually having to experience the horrible thing. You explore scary, dangerous things from a safe distance.

[pretentioussongtitle]

It’s the same reason I love disaster movies and don’t love actual disasters. I mean, if someone can’t intuit the difference  between watching a movie like 2012 and yelling “cool!” when LA slides into the ocean and being horrified at the real life effects of global warming and the idea of millions of people dying as a result, then  *I* am not the one with the problem. 

[surprisebitch]

watch until the very end

[partiallyvoid-mostlystars]

Cornetto is just ….KILLING the gay rights movement in asia we stan

[theidiotthattrystoohard]

My body ACHES, what a wonderful way to wake up on Christmas -_-