Daughter of Aphrodite

alice they/them

[bedupolker]

Look ma! I made a tag yourself/alignment chart meme! sapphic girl stereotypes edition, inspired by that old thing..

Any resemblance to preexisting characters, real or imaginary, is purely coincidental. (I’m neutral butch tho)

[ryebreadgf]

you: minimalism me, an intellectual:

[theimportanceofbeingalice]

You: creepypasta

Me, an intellectual: unsettling spaghetti

[mushroam]

20 minutes into nearly napping and chill and he start rapping at your chamber door

[theimportanceofbeingalice]

new look: Cool Girl™ (gay)

[theimportanceofbeingalice]

You: Yo-Yo Ma

Me, an intellectual:

Greetings greetings Madame

[long-ago-1234567890]

my take

[raisesomehale]

no trope fucks me up more than when person A watches person B with softness and wonder, all while person B is unaware

[awesomevines]

[fierce-feminist-badger]

I’M FUCKIGN CRYING PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO

[ravel1216]

Lmao!!!!! Omg… fuck yes

[sinfilth-moved]

self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

Clint….

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

[mermoose]

but I’m a vegan

[ineedmorelube]

wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

[theimportanceofbeingalice]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[brookietf]

Playing games as a little baby transgirl. <3

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

LITERALLY me <3

[vuutarros]

Yarp! It me!

[transtracer-blog]

Accurate

[trans-girl-waiting]

I love how I did this whenever I could as a kid and I was like, “Yeah, surely this is a normal thing that boys do.”

[factfiend]

Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful. 

Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.

Read more.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

I love history.

[bipolarbulgogi]

Role models tho.

[blackwoolncrown]

[barcoque]

The gay one

[suzie-guru]

No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history! 

The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this. 

But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.” 

So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“ 

God, I adore history. 

[nationalshitpostingagency]

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

[being-irl-deactivated20170622]

Medical Professionals Hate Her

[shelgon]

[justactnatural]

You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam