incorrect daycare show

hello and welcome to the incorrect daycare show, this is where i put abunch of random scenarios from the daycare show cause i wanna dump em somewhere inspired by @snowe-zolynn-rogers

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master post :D

this account is run by @simpalert and for the au the daycare show/@askthedaycareshow

name:kira/simp

pronouns:she/her

sexuality:idk

made this cause i love my au and the daycare bros in general

this is inspired by the sun and moon show and @snowe-zolynn-rogers

I wanted to make a ooc post to make sure people get this straight.Yes they're brothers in my au,Yes I use the tsams tag mainly cus this aus slightly based off of tsams,And yes characters from tsams are in this au,BUT THIS IS NOT A TSAMS AU,Its based from tsams, please know this

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Moon:(insert snarky remark)

Sun:(already annoyed out of his mind and is pissed) moon, can you not do things that make me wanna kill you?

Moon:PFFT JESUS XD

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Sun:how do you know when your to tired

Eclipse:when you start to feel dead

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Sun:y'know when life gives you lemons....

Moon:...?

Sun:you uhh....lay down and cry?

Moon;no...

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Sun:(regressed and spaced out).....

Eclipse:uhh hey sunshine you there?

Sun:(flinches and looks back)

Eclipse:...hi?

Sun:(big smile in a child like voice) hi :3

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Moon: Then either Sonic is a god or could kill god, and I do not care if there is a difference.

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moon:i like writing on walls, fuck u society, moon.

sun:moon this is actually a door, not a wall, regards society..

lunar:follow your dreams!!

alice:i literally only have nightmares...

eclipse:question everything.

bloodmoon:why?

abyss:yo girl on a scale of 1, to America, how free are you, tonight?

sun:thats a great line!

moon:but, underneath it someone wrote...

roxxane:germany 1942

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moon:sun?sun where are you?

[moon hears soft whimpers from a playhouse]

moon:[peeks into slide and finds sun huddled in the slide] oh dear, sunnie whats wrong?

agere sun:a-a karen y-yelled at me a-and p-pulled on my rays [he whimpers out]

moon:[hugs sun close]shh.shh, shes gone now, she cant hurt you anymore....

agere sun:[soon drifts to sleep in moons arms]

moon:there we go thats better

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sun and eclipse:[having a argument]

agere moon:[walks in]

sun:hey, moonie! settle something, who do you thinks right, me or eclipse

agere moon:hmm [holds up his plush bear named starfire] starfire?

sun and eclipse:....

sun and eclipse:[nod and agree]

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im am accepting submissions for incorrect quotes!

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eclipse: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. sun: Being a fish. eclipse: Well, shit.

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sun, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me. moon: Yeah, sun will straight up cry in public. Don't try him. sun: Exactly, I will straight up- sun: sun, tearing up: moon, why would you say that?!

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moon: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL- sun: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

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moon: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word.

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lunar: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

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lil wholesome

tds sun:[is in a dino onesie and just bursts into moons room]

tds sun:rawr, i am a sun dino and i'm gonna eatcha >:D

tds moon:[used to suns antics]oh no, a sun dino, its gonna eat me

tds sun:[starts tickling moon]nom nom nom

tds moon:[is giggling and squealing]HAHA o-OH nO I"m being EATEN HAHAH

tds sun: hahaha >:3

[snoweverse sun and moon watching this from afar]

snowe sun: a-

snowe moon: wow :0

Aww, now the bois gotta tickle each other drunk like TDS Sun and Moon do.

[simpalert]

another quote for tds based off tiktok audio

tds Vanessa:i never actually hurt any of those buckets of bolts, they were already falling apart

tds moon:SAY MY NAME!!

[context vanessa manipulated moon, he trusted her to work on his check up with out going to parts and service, he trusted her, she made him kill, he tried to say no but she'd threaten to kill him or sun. he had no choice and he had no control. he was stuck]