Flexin On Socrates

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[plasticmutations]

sentence i found on a grocery store review

[giganticbuddha]

[windewehn]

i hate when other people are funnier than me.

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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[cosycaracal]

obsessed with this image

[whitepeopletwitter]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Fully Immersive experience

[tim-official]

this to me is what it means to be a guy. to be a boyfriend. i think about this post all the time

[asharomi]

Terraria in Journey mode

[straightboyfriend]

my ex wife sent an assassin on me but i sent an assassin on that assassin & they fell in gay love & now they’re having sex in my guest bathroom

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

[divinesilverdingo]

Dark Elton John

[cognitohazardous]

Austin Powers

[cohendyke]

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

[kitschcowboy]

[dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]

[myfriendthecouch]

[alolanfloatzel]

[depsidase]

[awwcutepets]

Gladiatorial Match circa 347 AD (Colorized)

[hclark70]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?