Absolutely abhorrent.

Mad|25| I’m allergic to shrimps

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lurking-latinist]

ok no actually I do want to know your car's name if it has a name, and why. bikes and other vehicles also welcome! I had a bike named Mel after Mel Bush from Doctor Who, because it was red. I fell off and regenerated broke my arm

[plaguedocboi]

Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.

[boyfriendtvcom]

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

How fucked are you?

I'm dead immediately

I'm fighting for my life

I might be able to survive...

I'll be fine

I'm doing good!

I'm kicking ASS

Overpowered & unstoppable

Voting ended onJan 20, 2025

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

[patrickspens-deactivated2023122]

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

[filthyprotozoan]

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

[kushblazer666]

[blackpyrefly]

dc making "new" villains

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

[parakeet]

Catching my mutuals with this one

[calm-before-the]

a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

i think i’m going to pass out from how funny this reply is

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[icarus-suraki]

Damn. Fine. I’m on Firefox now. Are you happy?

[icarus-suraki]

Oh shit, y’all weren’t kidding. This is a lot better, damn.

[starlightomatic]

how many steps are in your skincare routine

0 (don't wash face or do anything to it)

1 (just wash face, nothing else)

2

3

4

5

6

7

8+

Voting ended onJan 30, 2024

If your morning and night routines have a different number, take the average.

If you skip steps (or skip the whole thing) cause of depression/exec dysfunction, put the number of steps you'd do on a "good day."

[only-tiktoks]

[babyratparty]

me: oh my sauce is missing sometjing. help

garlic: