ohai

I like books and music ;*

[valtsv]

if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes

[valtsv]

rip to all of you but im gonna get it

[thepoisonroom]

patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

[worstgrrrl-deactivated20130128]

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

[studentlifeproblems]

[just-shower-thoughts]

How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before?

[i-love-me-a-lotta-whump]

I don’t know but I don’t like this post.

[impaulsiveschizoid]

You know what sucks? Having a breakdown over something you KNOW is stupid. Like it’s still making you feel sick, and beyond upset but you can’t tell anyone because you KNOW its ridiculous and no one will GET it so you just lay there suffering and wanting to cry with no out put or way to fix or work through the feelings.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“There’s always a message in the way a person treats you. Listen.”

— Unknown

[valtsv]

*acquires a new hyperfixation* great! this should keep me going for the next 2 months or 24 hours

[jigglypuffsvevo]

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

[vacillating-bpd-queen]

[blowjcb-deactivated20221016]

sext: shit sorry i fell asleep

[glumshoe]

You who why I hate? Jiminy Cricket. Horrible little green man. Horny all the time. Bad at his job. And you know what? I don’t even think he was even an insect.

[alittleglassofmilk]

Explain please

[glumshoe]

Condescending moralist. No patience with a literal day-old puppet. Abandons him in frustration multiple times to get repeatedly kidnapped. Doesn’t bother explaining shit with nuance or sympathy. Lusts after every female doll in the movie. Horny on main for puppet girls and made this face onscreen, which I have to look at:

Two legs. No cricket features to speak of. No chitinous exoskeleton. Awful little horrible bald man.

[crystalleena-deactivated2022101]

Out of all the criticisms I've heard against this character, this is the best one

[glumshoe]

Nasty little dude. Bad to look at. Horrible role model.

[xnzjdkemzjsndfznfjfk]

when people explain things to me i see red. if i wanted to understand iw ould have understood. leave me alone .

[meangirls2004]

i love angry women. if ur a woman and ur fucking pissed off i love you

[corporationkills]

heather o’neill

[itsagifnotagif]

It hurts how relatable this is

[wxllnxss-deactivated20220117]

*unplugs 100% charged iphone*

*slides to unlock*

battery 43%