Fledgling Spirit

[redacted] but everything previously in this bio was cringe. don't mess with me or ill cry and have an existential crisis 

[theinimitablebird]

just watched anyone but you, and oh boy, it sucked. that's not MY ben or MY bea or MY don pedro. time to rewatch nothing much to do, to see all my web series blorbos from 2014 again

[hellenhighwater]

may i offer you a gift basket in these trying times

[hellenhighwater]

it is full of Malice

[hellenhighwater]

New basket for the new year

[hellenhighwater]

It is Finally February. Survive February, and here, for your troubles:

[hellenhighwater]

It is March and Malice is three! She is having an acceptable birthday.

[hellenhighwater]

It is April and Vice is three! He is having a tolerable birthday.

[hellenhighwater]

It is May and Malice is experiencing nature. Horrifying stuff.

[hellenhighwater]

It is June and Malice is beset by infants.

[hellenhighwater]

It is July and Malice is in prison. I offer her fresh infants but she cares not.

[hellenhighwater]

It is August and Malice is having rainbow time. Vice does hairstyling; she is not amused.

[hellenhighwater]

It is September, and the Queen of Muppets has madness in her eyes.

[hellenhighwater]

It is October and the Meatball Supreme is only doing tricks this season.

[hellenhighwater]

It is November and Malice is harassing squirrels, so Vice will be hosting book club this month. He has very strong opinions.

[hellenhighwater]

It is December, and the only present you're getting this year is Malice.

[celiavonhinten]

[michaelnothing]

This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.

[monkeysaysficus]

I love how this sentence could apply in either direction

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

no it couldn't. show gonzo some respect.

[hijklab]

The thing about liveship traders that I think is so dope is that from page one you’re given exactly the tools that the vestrits will use to get through everything together. They are traders, they bargain. They don’t just bargain their way into marriages, they bargain their way out of poverty, into new government structures, into the favor of the most powerful people and creatures in their world, into royal status among dragons and pirates and diplomats, until they’re literally shaping a new society and new relationship with humanity entirely. From day one we understand that this family has a specific skill set and then they use it to dig their way out of hell.

[iridescentides]

tempted to make a "taste in men" uquiz with no white men in it

[iridescentides]

all right. your white faves arent doing it for me so heres a quiz with 78 actually attractive men in it and in the end i will tell you your coolness percentage. please reblog bc this took me a week to finish for some reason

[theinimitablebird]

For the last question, I wrote something like "I'm not cool at all," etc. My quiz result? "not cool at all" 😅

[letosupport-deactivated20130114]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2011

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[siriusisntdead-deactivated20241]

@hpminorcharnet creation event: canon relationships

↳ Penelope Clearwater x Percy Weasley

“He’s been meeting her all over the school in secret. I walked in on them kissing in an empty classroom one day. He was so upset when she was — you know — attacked…”

[missanne-blog]

Mabel Amber as ‘Ophelia’

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

I come home—and I have a feeling of returning like a ghost to its haunt.

Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry featured in A Passionate Apprentice: The Early Journals 1897-1909 (via violentwavesofemotion)

[mysharona1987]

[leonstamatis]

nmtd aesthetics: benedick hobbes

[lilyslunas]

AFTER THE WAR  >> Lavender and Parvati

[thebirdfromthemoon-art]

Fav girls <3

[falseknees]

Flowers are unfair

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

why in tf would you use a rat in any type of food dish??

Budget Friendly

[aro-acethetic]

Aroace + flowers for the anon!!!

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