Noop

I love my dog

[titsay]

i like hanging out with u

[officialfist]

This fit goes hard

[everythingfox]

So talented

(via)

[everydaylouie]

Rhythm Hell

[catchymemes]

Trying out a new bird feeder

[woundliqour]

Sword w cellphone charms

[pancakeke]

[fearlesslymarta]

swifties (visual representation)

[dojacat]

Hey Goth Mutuals, Stay Hydrated

[tonyalmeida]

[julierthanyou]

the seriousness they brought to this, the editing, the graphics, i

[killorbekillian]

Jake: Welcome back to ANT bringing you the latest from the apartment of Jenny and Jake, I’m Jake.

Jenny: And I’m Jenny. Coming up later: Fish as a pet - cute or gross? The answer may not surprise you if you agree fish are gross.

Jake: They’re low maintenance and majestic, but more on that later. Our top story tonight, a new development in the ongoing fight over the shower’s infamous bottle district. For more, we go to Jenny on the scene.

Jenny: Thanks Jake. I’m here at the southeast shower where the historic bottles have just been granted protective landmark status.

Jake: Now, Jenny, what does this mean for other residents trying to clean up the area for other use?

Jenny: It means they can suck it, Jake. This status prevents the removal of any bottle at any time.

Jake: Well, Jenny, some would ask why not remove empty bottles?

Jenny: That’s like asking why not remove Stonehenge or why not remove the pyramids!

Jake: Well it’s a little different ‘cause those aren’t just empty bottles.

Jenny: Jake, you don’t realize how stupid you sound right now. Nearly all of these bottles contain a small about of shampoo residue. When mixed with fresh shower water, you get bonus shampoo.

Jake: But why do we need bonus shampoo?

Jenny: In case we run out of regular shampoo.

Jake: But there’s new bottles!

Jenny: Jake, you either get it or you don’t.

Jake: I don’t-

[grisarika]

the heart eyes omg

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

this is so cute

[cute-animals-only]

[straycatj]

オレまでかなしくなってきた…

I feel like sad too…

[gunsandfireandshit]

[straycatj]

やーめーてー😢

Stooooop!

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[fuckyeanihilism]

[that-is-not-milk]

why doesnt this have more notes this is so fucking funny

[yehudah]

compilation

[ruinedchildhood]

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[shockingsuper]

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

[zevbutt]

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die