Well, I dunno

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[gatogummie]

[milf--adjacent]

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[girlballs]

Image to send to your girlmutuals.

[girlballs]

[girlballs]

[detectivehole]

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[norondor]

fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[bigtimetommy]

me after ants find me asleep at the picnic

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[tvrded]

I’ve been a bad girl daddy

Okay go kill yourself honey

[cyber-newtype]

does anyone remember the nostalgia critic

[toyota-supra]

do I have to or can someone else remember for me

[svartibaldur]

[fupafiend]

aborted uncle: i would have loved to tell you what nintendo was working on. if i got to work there.

[being-of-rain]

If you think about it, Back to the Future is the anti-Oedipus Rex. Marty tries to save his father's life, then goes to great lengths not to fuck his mother.

[airprime7]

[maykitz]

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.