[seymourworld]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

[dogpuppy]

Just saw someone ask “what game is this” on a minecraft stream

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

justin bieber daughter-in-law or carly rae stepson

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[yorgen-sh]

[mysillycomics]

Hell Song

[a-book-of-creatures]

Just introduced my fiancee to this masterpiece and watched her expression cycle through all 5 stages of grief in rapid succession

[bogleech]

[c-rowlesdraws]

[hollowedskin]

This should go on that reddit guy’s sex playlist.

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[importantcatpics]

[dogpuppy]

[teathattast]

[squeakadeeks]

shout out to the conversation i had with our research student: "I like to draw in my spare time" "what do you draw?" "usually character art, like expressions and stuff" "you draw people?" "yeah" "so who do you draw? like matt damon or someone else?"

anyway i'll be thinking about that forever

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[things-that-are-not-true]

i wad in the mario movie but nobody saw me because im good at hiding 🤭

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[radiofreederry]

Ok

[yorgen-sh]