Offensive and Deviating Napoleon

Call me Devpoleon the way I offend people like Thomas Jefferson miku binder

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Salutations, trench !

New to this Blog? No biggie! I'm Deviant Napoleon, and I'm here to offend you!

History. Francis Pegahmagabow. Manfred von Richthofen. Sabaton. Fire

Francis Pegahmagabow and Manfred von Richthofen are my dads I lob tyem ber muh

The Miku binder variant of Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor of the French!

ADHD motherfucker.

I bite the French.

I'M A MINOR.

Yo bro just because I like Manfred von Richthofen doesn't make me a fucking Nazi they were invented in like the 1920s Manfred von Richthofen was manufactured by his parents in fucking 1892 and expired in 1918

PROUDLY A PANROMANTIC ASEXUAL COMMIE LOSER L STAY MAD HOMOPHOBES AND CAPITALISTS

Tags in use!:

#devpolebullshit: me fucking around with especially Napoleon

#devpolespeaks: rambles

#devpolock in: serious topics

#devpolefuckery: I forgot

#devpolespitting fax: this quote fire yo this is the shit

#sonatespeaks: mod speaking/ooc

Please interact with me especially if you love chaotic bullshit throw questions into my public humiliation ritual box but if you talk shit about the Native Americans in general or Francis Pegahmagabow I will hunt you down anyways bahauaiaiaiiaia1!! 1!1!1!1!1

I LOB YU FRANCIS PEGAHMAGABOW OLS BE MY DAD

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-GENERAL OVERVIEW OF THIS BLOG-

this account is a rp blog of an AU where Napoleon is the personification of a girl who likes history and gives zero shits about what society has to say about her rather than the emperor everyone loves to bully. Fandoms include Sabaton, Joost Klein, Hamilton the Musical, Napoleonic Wars, FRev, AMRev, CubaRev uhh allat o dat

DNI list is the usual. Homo/transphobes, ableists, Zionists, MAGAts, Neo-Nazis and far-right bullshittery. I'm one with Communism, so cry about it.

"oh but you used to like/simp for Josef Mengele!!!"

Oh, that phase? Blame my ex bf for that. His manipulative and control freak ass kept talking about how I shouldn't like historical figures and bullshit like that

SPECIFIC USER DNIs:

Racist British Anon

My ex. You know who you are.

[teenpoleon]

If you were married to your wife would kiss Wellington if she gave you that dare

NO😭😭😭😭 but i mean i am her good boy. I WOULD DO IT FOR HER😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥 in my mind im not kissing wellington. im kissing lannes sasha junot josephine

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

HEY JOSIE NAPOLEON HATES YOU I HAVE PROOF IT'S RIGHT HERE

[teenpoleon]

WHAT I DONT HATE JOSEPHINE???? OMFG

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

NANANANABOOBOO CANT HEAR WHILE YOU SHIT THE LOO

[teenpoleon]

WHAT THE FUCK😡😡😡😡😡 WHAT IS YOUR PRORBELMEMELM😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[freddywilly3]

FYM KISS WELLINGTON STOP WHAT IS THIS 💔💔

[teenpoleon]

LISTEN BRO I DONNNNTT KNOW THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

I HEARD NAPS TALKING IN HIS SLEEP ABOUT HOW HE WANTS TO KISS WELLINGTON THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO ATTACK HIM FRED

[teenpoleon]

If you were married to your wife would kiss Wellington if she gave you that dare

NO😭😭😭😭 but i mean i am her good boy. I WOULD DO IT FOR HER😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥 in my mind im not kissing wellington. im kissing lannes sasha junot josephine

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

HEY JOSIE NAPOLEON HATES YOU I HAVE PROOF IT'S RIGHT HERE

[teenpoleon]

WHAT I DONT HATE JOSEPHINE???? OMFG

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

NANANANABOOBOO CANT HEAR WHILE YOU SHIT THE LOO

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Racist British anon is scared that I turned off anons

[teenpoleon]

If you were married to your wife would kiss Wellington if she gave you that dare

NO😭😭😭😭 but i mean i am her good boy. I WOULD DO IT FOR HER😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥 in my mind im not kissing wellington. im kissing lannes sasha junot josephine

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

HEY JOSIE NAPOLEON HATES YOU I HAVE PROOF IT'S RIGHT HERE

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

WHEN IS NAPOLEON PUTTING ME IN HELL

[teenpoleon]

Your cuirassiers are hot how you uglier than them

WHAT THE FUCK NO IM NOT???????????? HOW DARE YOU😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥💥💥

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

YOU SO WIDE YOU COULD QUALIFY AS GUINNESS RECORD OF WIDEST PERSON

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

man Napoleon's cuirassiers are so hot but Napoleon is ugly ugly tho ewewewewew burn him at the stake

[hmsmondschein-sonate]

Hey Jasta11blr how do we feel about the pilot's planes becoming their children

I claimed Manfred's Dreidecker 🤑🤑 and this is my take on her1! 1!1! Flight mode and hangar mode lmfao idk what to call the second one

She's a clown because,,, mang thas a flying circus of course there's going to be clowns/pos

I DID have older designs,,,, this is like her 6th redesign😢 I actually liked her 5th design its just that she looked too modern than WWI-ish😔😔😔

@probablyaleksashka pspssppssppssp plen

Oh yeah extra image of Dreidecker in her flight mask (she doesn't want to wear goggles because she thinks it reduces the clown aspect of herself smh)

[probablyaleksashka]

also...on the topic of humanized planes....

Werner Voss' dreidecker. Yeah.

OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT GUYS i made her chinese cause th the facepaint reminded me of those chinese dragons....do you see the vision,,,,,

Btw she just gotta be some sort of an acrobat cause have you heard about the shit voss did in his last battle💔

Oka I'm done

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

You're not far off I thunk I remeber reading that voss's Dreidecker was based off Japanese kites idk

[probablyaleksashka]

OHHH OMG WHEREEEE

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Wikiepdia

[theironstraightjacket]

I had a horrible nightmare last night, the terror I felt was so immense! I the dashing Duke of Wellington was having coffee! With Napoleon!

[freddywilly3]

@teenpoleon you would hate this 😭😭😭

You know..that little bastard shouldn't been in your dreams..IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME even though I'm not a big fan of coffee..maybe a little try?

[teenpoleon]

OH MY GOD EW WEHEELLW EWWW WWWWW EEWWWWEE and Fred you're so desperate for Arthur that you are willing to try COFFEE for him omfg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[freddywilly3]

I don't like Wellington that much!!! IT'S JUST IM CURIOUS FOR SOME COFFEE S-STOP!!🥺🥺🥺 but lowk your right...I'm so desperate for Wellington 🤤

[teenpoleon]

whtv wiener schnitzel🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 omfg wellington says otherwise he says you both are in a LOVING and HEALTHY relationship. imagine omfg

[freddywilly3]

Oh Wellington 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 I mean...I have some free space on my bed if he wanna come over 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤yummmmmmmm I need Wellington hjijkdkdkdksskzkskksskfjfjfjfhfhfhdhdhdhfjfuffhfhffhffhffhf I'll do anything for him and what he asks me oh I'm such an good boy for anyone🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[teenpoleon]

WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 GET TS OFF MY DASH BRO😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥

[theironstraightjacket]

What happened while I was gone😭😭😭😭NAPOLEON GET YOUR FILTHY FRENCH HANDS OFF OF FRED🔥💥🗣💥🔥😡😡😡I had enough trouble as it was when you escaped Elba😡😡😡😡

[teenpoleon]

IM NOT EVEN TOUCHING HIM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU FUCKING😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Arthur don't listen to naps I saw him touch Fred

[hmsmondschein-sonate]

Hey Jasta11blr how do we feel about the pilot's planes becoming their children

I claimed Manfred's Dreidecker 🤑🤑 and this is my take on her1! 1!1! Flight mode and hangar mode lmfao idk what to call the second one

She's a clown because,,, mang thas a flying circus of course there's going to be clowns/pos

I DID have older designs,,,, this is like her 6th redesign😢 I actually liked her 5th design its just that she looked too modern than WWI-ish😔😔😔

@probablyaleksashka pspssppssppssp plen

Oh yeah extra image of Dreidecker in her flight mask (she doesn't want to wear goggles because she thinks it reduces the clown aspect of herself smh)

[probablyaleksashka]

also...on the topic of humanized planes....

Werner Voss' dreidecker. Yeah.

OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT GUYS i made her chinese cause th the facepaint reminded me of those chinese dragons....do you see the vision,,,,,

Btw she just gotta be some sort of an acrobat cause have you heard about the shit voss did in his last battle💔

Oka I'm done

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

You're not far off I thunk I remeber reading that voss's Dreidecker was based off Japanese kites idk

[freddywilly3]

Herr König, ich bin nicht mehr krank! Aber ich habe vergessen, wo ich gestern meinen Leber hingelegt habe...

Lmao happens to me idk where my liver is right now... Has someone seen it? Anyways congratulations!! I'll be sick then tomorrow..

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Yum

[freddywilly3]

HUH....MY L-LIVER?.... Someone pls donate a liver to me I don't wanna die I'm poor asf 😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Foolish king doesn't know liver can regrow

Wait I ate it all nevermind NEVER GROWING MORE LIVER NOW💥‼️‼️💥‼️💥‼️💥

[freddywilly3]

Herr König, ich bin nicht mehr krank! Aber ich habe vergessen, wo ich gestern meinen Leber hingelegt habe...

Lmao happens to me idk where my liver is right now... Has someone seen it? Anyways congratulations!! I'll be sick then tomorrow..

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Yum

[tsar-alexander-girlblog]

collect my pronouns.

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Nay.

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

I GENUINELY LOVE @i-suggest-landback AND @isuggestrevolution SO MUCH I LOVE THE BOTH OF YOU

[isuggesteatingtherich]

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

WAIT IM SORRY COME BACK I DIDN'T SEE YOU AROUND LIKE A WHILE AGO IM SORRY

[isuggesteatingtherich]

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

I LOB YUO TOO PLS DONT GO

[freddywilly3]

STOP CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE!!!! I WAS LOOKING UP TO YOU FREDERICK HOW COULD YOU??????????????

LMAO WHAT...

I SWEAR I AM NOT CHEATING ON MY WIFE IM CHEATING TO NOBODY!!! I SWEAR I STILL HAVE MY LOUISE SHE'S THE MOST STUNNING WOMEN EVER!!! I AM NOT GUILTY

GOD MAY STRIKE ME DOWN IF IM LYING wait wait hold up let me fix that phrase

MAY SOMEONE START A WAR WITH ME IF THEY ALREADY KNOW I LOVE BRITISH PEOPLE AND I LOVE THE BRITISH PROPAGANDA IF IM LYING

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Hey bro wsp I have my army here w me too

[freddywilly3]

wait Wait wait WAIT WAIT I DIDN'T MEANT TOO IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAR WHAT...

[pegahmagabow-rpblog]

Who's the kid... Right.

Sonate! No fighting with other people!

... Aren't you supposed to study for your exams? You say you have two to sit for tomorrow...

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

NAUWUAHAUWHAHAUAI I DONT WANT TO I WANT TO FIGHTHTHTHTHTHT

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

I mean biology is ok I. Guess.

[freddywilly3]

BAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK WHO HAS TO STUDY AND WHO DON'T 😂😂😂 Can I study with you actually wouldn't it be fun I will bring my own book!

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

I'm pouring gasoline and throwing a lit cigarette on you

[freddywilly3]

what.

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

I mean that I'm gonna burn you the same way I did to Osana Najimi

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

I GENUINELY LOVE @i-suggest-landback AND @isuggestrevolution SO MUCH I LOVE THE BOTH OF YOU

[isuggesteatingtherich]

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

WAIT IM SORRY COME BACK I DIDN'T SEE YOU AROUND LIKE A WHILE AGO IM SORRY