What's Up!

I'm Johnny, ENFJ, I'm 18, and I live in the US

[orbo-gifs]

Trying to open a portal to the birb dimension

[markv5]

Отвали

[cave-dvveller]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I am much more likely to stay up to 5AM than to wake up at 5AM.

[bunney]

My friend and i are SO STONED walking down the sidewalk and an ambulance drove by so we walked to the far right side of the sidewalk and stopped

[annoyinglibra]

lawful neutral

[cineraria]

[snotchos]

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

[medievalfantasist]

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Despite having zero desire to ever kill anyone, I spend half of the time watching true crime shows thinking about how I’d do it better. I’m a total backseat murderer.

[skunkbear]

[teamrocketing]

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

[mautlyn-deactivated20170727]

wait is it really called Hell Pig

[missmalaysia]

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

[mellifexfarm]

this is the weirdest chicken on planet earth

[mellifexfarm]

[flowerinaflame]

[k1mkardashian]

lol my god I’m so nosy. the person sitting next to me is texting someone named vince and was like “are you coming today” “I’d like to see you” but went back and added “lol” in front of it and I’m just like okay yas keep it cute and flirty and then vince was like “I’d love to see you too” and in my head I’m like yaaaassss Vince betta come thru and lay it down !!

[just-shower-thoughts]

i like to stay up at night because the world feels like it stops for a few hours and you don’t have any responsibilities

[kyojinsenshu]

Maaaaan Morgan Freeman had enough of the Oscars 😭😭😭

[overzoe-deactivated20161026]

me at family gatherings lmao

[jjsinterlude]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[phantom-quantum]

Im the cookie box

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

[bakasara]

I like these posts because you read them as a teenager and you think, ‘surely these people are blowing it out of proportion’

AND THEN YOU REACH ADULTHOOD

[unshrink]

when someone compliments me and I don’t know how to react:

[rockhardgeologist]

[sovietunions]

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home