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When I was young I had this book called people who work at night and as a little kid it was really comforting to know that there were people awake while I was asleep (especially bakers for some reason).

punkitt-is-here

transgender women who have an irrational hatred of men you GOTTA get over that. Come on now

punkitt-is-here

Honestly my biggest argument is that more than anything it'll make your transgender sisters feel unsafe. If you insist that masculinity is Genuinely Evil in some way, how is your transgender friend going to feel when she has prominent stubble that day? When her voice drops lower than she wants? When she has to hide her transness for safety?

punkitt-is-here

It was said in the tags cuz I felt like it was assumed already but I'll also put this here: it's gonna make your cis and trans man friends EXTREMELY fucking uncomfortable if you're like this. You don't wanna miss out on trans and cis dude friends!!!!! They've got your back you gotta have theirs!!!

salvadorbonaparte

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud

salvadorbonaparte

I fully believe that as long as it's grammatically correct, coherent and answering the question students should be able to write whatever the hell they want. I don't care about their actual hobbies and the names of their siblings.

salvadorbonaparte

One of my students is writing about a ghost he "interviewed". The ghost is called Walter and died in 1865 . The ghost has ghost friends.

This is making grading homework significantly more fun.

snazzy-hats-and-adhd

Whimsy be upon thee and also upon thine students!

duckdotcom

patch of sunlight from the window save me

pukicho

You're like if drywall was a person

Charismatic, fun, in everyone's home?

pukicho

parakeet

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

deathwarlock

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

mallowmaenad

queer-here-and-in-fear

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

queer-here-and-in-fear

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

queer-here-and-in-fear

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl