theJASONHARDWICKshow

Welcome to theJASONHARDWICKshow -- your one-size-fits-all, no-need-to-look-further, all-purpose web destination for mediocrity. It is, in essence, where the internet goes to die.

[gameraboy]

Star Wars Pulp by Russell Walks

[thejasonhardwickshow]

Behold: awesomeness!

[thejasonhardwickshow]

Thus far, we have been led to believe that Kylo Ren, apparently, retrieves Darth Vader's helmet, yes? Assuming which, places him, at some point in time, on the forest moon of Endor, yes? Then may I present to you the terrifying notion that the FORESTED planet that we see annihilated in the new Star Wars trailer is FUCKING ENDOR!!!!

[art-awakens-blog]

Star Wars : The Force Awakens 80’s VHS Cover Design by Erick Solis 

[starwars]

Believe it or not, A New Hope first hit Russian screens in 1990, and this was one of the promotional posters.

[theverge]

Archer animator Marcus Rosentrater mashed up all six Star Wars movies into one insane 140-minute video. It’s unwatchable, but the stills are gorgeous. 

[nya-kin]

Fixed it

[atira-patrice-deactivated201509]

what the fuck is english english

[bellamyyoung]

Sean Connery is Scottish so he clearly isn’t “English English”.

Pierce Brosnan is Irish so he clearly isn’t “English English”.

Timothy Dalton is Welsh so he clearly isn’t “English English”.

George Lazenby is Australian so he clearly isn’t “English English”.

There have been more non-English Bond stars than English ones so Roger Moore can shove his racist views up his racist arse.  He was a shit Bond anyway.

[forever-erica]

IT GOT BETTER. 

[thejasonhardwickshow]

I can think of no better way to end this "May the Fourth" than with a little Star Wars on vinyl and a tall, cold glass of blue milk (accompanied by cookies, of course). Yes, I am, most likely, the biggest nerd you know.

[thejasonhardwickshow]

Come on, Star Wars fans! Why you no takin’ ‘bout this The Force Awakens character?!

[francavillarts]

HAPPY EASTER Art by Francesco Francavilla

HAPPY EASTER, everyone! Here’s a Easter Egg for y’all :)

Cheers, FF

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Happy St. Patrick's day, tumblr!

[thejasonhardwickshow]

Happy Crewsmas!!!

[suppermariobroth]

Evolution of Mario’s model complexity. Top: Super Mario 64, middle: Super Mario Sunshine, bottom: Super Mario Galaxy.

[nintendocafe]

Art inspired by The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time | 3DS Created by Marinko Milosevski

[nachomendezt]

Run AT-AT Run!!!

[thejasonhardwickshow]

He lived long, and prospered. And we are all better off because of it.

[thejasonhardwickshow]

Who needs a weekend off when you can just spend it all editing an episode of this...

CNN: The Seventies Teaser Trailer

[thejasonhardwickshow]

A 33 1/3 birthday just wouldn't be complete without a spinning my very first record (acquired in 1982, at the age of 3 1/2 months).