It is the dream of slutty snowflake millennials everywhere: YOUR OWN PERSONAL LIGHT-UP LUBE FOUNTAIN. Once you own it, your lube’s original container is rendered superfluous, replaced by a machine designed to heat and dispense, touchlessly. It’s absurd and extravagant, AND I LOVE IT.
Read my full review of the Warm Touch warming lubricant dispenser!
*uses this to put butter on my popcorn*
I really wish that cat could understand that he’s in this photograph



















