The fairy otaku

[thejellyninja]

Everyone I know is out getting drunk tonight, while I'm stuck at home getting awkward drunk texts from my crush...

[kevindewong]

1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

[fahrlight]

I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!

[oarsis-deactivated20151206]

OH. MY GAHWDA

[beccaroo1996-blog]

Reblog for the (inevitable) reboot to be an anime

[thestarcourt-deactivated2017063]

This is awesome

[thejellyninja]

Today I found out that “Netflix and chill” doesn’t mean what I thought it did...

[foreverfantasy]

I FUCKING HATE PETA!!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT GUYS!!!

So for those of you may or may not know the organization PETA is people against animal cruelty.

Well let me tell you a story that I just found out today.

Our dog Boulder is a show dog and he was at a show a few weeks or so ago.  PETA was also there and they were protesting how dog shows are inhumane. 

So what did they fucking do?  They let all/most of the dogs out of their kennels and put rat poison inside the kennels.

Boulder got sick after the show and as they were doing tests and everything they found the rat poison in his system.  PETA killed my dog.

My dog Boulder has cancer now which spread to his kidney and his lungs.  He is not going to make it.  He has lost a lot of weight and needs to be fed by hand because of fucking PETA. 

So I want you guys to spread this like wildfire.  Tell everyone about this.  Because of PETA we are losing a member of our family who is near and dear to us.

[enlightenedgnostalgic]

fuck.

[goddessartemis16-deactivated201]

Oh my god

[senashenta]

DO NOT SUPPORT PETA. They DO NOT follow what they preach. They literally think dogs, cats, and other companion animals are better off DEAD than living as beloved pets. THEIR “SHELTER” HAS A HIGHER KILL RATE THAN ANY OTHER SHELTER IN THE USA.

PETA IS NOT PRO-ANIMALS THEY ARE ANTI-HUMANS AND THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

[pegasus-anarchy]

PETA is a fucking joke. Don’t believe What they say. Never.

[sanichu]

PETA’s a bunch of hypocrites. They say they’re for Animal rights yet they harm animals? What the ever flying fuck?!

[pandaladieartblog]

I could try to explain myself, but… would you believe I’ve never even read Naruto?

[thejellyninja]

This is literally my favourite thing on the Internet!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling a Ninja to quiet down would really shake his confidence.

[ionlyfollowbadblogs]

laptopped:

imagine banana wiht any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

y is a vowel???

[hardener]

A E I O U AND SOMETIMES Y

[abma53-deactivated20190502]

Thanks, pornhub

[thejellyninja]

Y is a vowel in wales...

[angrymuslimah]

“Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms.

[urban-mulan]

this is too thug not to reblog

[funnyanimeshit]

Some creative anime fansubs 

[kokoro4kakashi]

‘pssst… say you got lost on the path of life… works for me…’

[thejellyninja]

me flirting: however flareon is the only fully evolved fire-type pokemon that cannot learn solar beam

[middleshiner-archive-blog]

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

[seraphinthemachine]

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

[fablehowell-deactivated20150903]

I found the legendary post

[lychgate]

when you dont have enough money to pay for daycare AND dog sitting

[grandtheft-autotune]

This by far the most fucked up post on the internet.

[ohmyrubyandsapphire-deactivated]

wHY

[easterelf]

Pros and Cons of being my friend

Cons

I’m an asshole

Pros

I’m your asshole

[swiftlysivan]

Please reblog this if it's alright to come to you for advice or to just rant. Thank you.

[100newfears-archive-deactivated]

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

[pkariya]

sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu? it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. 

[bearxing]

did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.

[officialrobbycoates]

o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun? deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae, or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki, and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

[iwasthinkingofanimeagain-deacti]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screen shots

[serrenedy]

I’m in pain

[thejellyninja]

I'm laughing more than I should be at this

[thejellyninja]

Where did the science side of Tumblr come from?