hello frienderino

my phan sideblog is @dysthoepiadaily

[goingpheral]

Dan’s wild mischaracterisation of shrek is killing me rn

Like the whole point is that he was never evil he just wanted to be left alone!!!! He never killed anyone he just sometimes roared at the and chased them out of his home!!!

His whole journey wasnt him becoming less evil it was him accepting other people into his life and learning that you can’t do everything in life alone and then he was much happier!!!!

He NEVER would have skinned someone’s entire family!!!

I genuinely think Dan has forgotten that Shrek from Shrek (the film franchise) is not the same as Shrek from Shrek is love Shrek is life

[thejhambs]

literally made me want to unstan, because what the FUCK. He does not deserve that one Slut t shirt.

[thejhambs]

fake shrek lover, I saw you insist he is an ogre rather than acknowledging the fact that he has never canonically been physically violent towards anyone and moves like a pacifist (Because he IS a pacifist)

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[sweetoothgirl]

Why is this back omfg

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[rainyydoves]

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

[rainyydoves]

are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces

[bigbigtruck]

"are you really bad at it or are you in 'good at it' spaces" has derailed so much self-hate since I read it

this is a load bearing sentence in my psyche and I can't believe it's only 2 months old

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

[lavalierre]

happy birthday, elmo 🎂

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified sesame street post

[totally-cis-offical]

I love how’s he’s “X-and-a-half” on his birthday

What

[ilynpilled]

[junglejim4322]

Unironically I think the early to mid 20s age group in America has unbelievably bad consent boundaries on all levels and so much language to defend it but this makes me sound like elon musk if I say it however the commonality of someone who will be like “I had 47 panic attacks and it’s your fault” if you tell them no is insane

[junglejim4322]

I rejected someone and got called “the scariest person I’ve ever met” with so much therapy speak interspersed like alright okay alright okay alright okay

[junglejim4322]

“You just say whatever you’re thinking and I don’t know how to handle it” was verbatim part of this conversation. Also everyone hates to see an autistic bitch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

When I was in this age bracket, there was a huge emphasis on improving consent culture via graceful rejection, and it's gone by the wayside. Which sucks.

Twice in my youth (once in high school and once in college) I was in situations where I was asking someone out and I could tell they were calculating in their heads the risks of rejecting me, and both times I said, out loud, "you can say no, I wouldn't have asked if I wasn't prepared for either answer." And then they said no. This wasn't some spark of special wisdom I had - I knew to do it because feminist conversations among my age group brought it up regularly. This isn't happening nearly enough anymore.

More recently, I was really glad when we got to "rejection sensitive dysphoria" in my IOP program and it was one of those symptoms where the therapists really emphasized how it affects others. Because it does.

Being someone who cannot handle rejection makes you much more likely to violate boundaries, and yes, that includes sexual ones. Yes, you, reader who has never hurt a fly. If you don't want to stumble backwards into sexually assaulting someone, fix your RSD meltdowns. If you keep them up it's only a matter of time. Because if you're nice enough to interact with, but are known to have RSD meltdowns, guess what happens when your friends and acquaintances need to reject you?

[storm-of-feathers]

a childs most likely abuser is their family or a family friend so no i dont think isolating children to only their families, including online, will protect them ever.

[whitealbum]

i actually think being staunchly against rpf out of respect for celebrities that don’t know you is more parasocial than shipping them #darkwoke

[soetrys]

i love being at the devil's sacrament all my friends are there

[stegal]

Ha a lélek vándorlásában hiszünk, el kell fogadnunk hogy ha zenészek voltunk, zenészek maradunk akkor is, ha négy lábbal újraszületünk..

[silvormoon]

Translation, via Google Translate:

If we believe in the migration of the soul, we have to accept that if we were musicians, we will remain musicians even if we are reborn with four legs.

[thepioden]

Wolfgang Malamozart over here like damn

[happypeachsludgeflower]

…okay but imagine the whiplash Xiang Fei probably felt when he found out Peerless Cucumber is Shen Yuan, CEO of Shen Tech (or some other company name idk I just threw their name on something fancy sounding) which might be infinitely funnier then if he’d been a neet shut in like we’ve all been headcanoning. Like, no, he’s not just the third son of a rich family that lives off his parent’s money and does nothing but read shitty web novels. This man is running the entire company while his parents live off him. AND HE’S LEAVING LONG WINDED HATE MAIL ON XIANG FEI’S PORNO.

[fangirlingpuggle]

Very silly SVSSS thought after new extras.

Bingge whose been searching for a Shen Yuan through multiple worlds finally finds one busts in.... and SY is there with Bingzu

[metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs]

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

[metalgeara-10ciiscorpionhmcs]

You just KNOW this dudes 5'11"

[inbabylontheywept]

I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

[loth-catgirl]

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

[breealtair]