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Phan is real and always has been baby! She/her | 22 | lesbian

[goingpheral]

Personally I can’t help but laugh every time Dan denies heart eyes Howell post hard launch like lmao

[goingpheral]

My phannie card has finally arrived yay!!!

[rowan-the-sorcerer]

dan and phil really are so lucky they got famous off youtube because their skill set (lying and having separation anxiety) really don’t work in any other career, bless their hearts

[goingpheral]

Ngl I’m still a weak phannie at heart bc hearing Phil refer to himself as Dan’s phusband did make me gasp and need to lie on the floor

[goingpheral]

Things that make me patriotic:

• UK plug sockets (best in the whole world)

• M&S picky bits (expensive but truly excellent)

• Phil Lester referencing things in Lancashire (like the rawtenstall temperance bar)

Things that do not make me patriotic:

• flags (boooooo)

• racism (BOOOOOOOOOOOO)

Hope this clears things up lol

[goingpheral]

I think someone needs to gift Dan a dictionary bc he doesn’t seem to know what words mean

This time it’s “home wrecker”. If the home hadn’t been built yet, nor the foundations even laid, it could not be wrecked. That’s not how it works lmao

But there have been so many examples (situationship, commitment issues etc)

[catafterparty]

Choosing the sexy endscreen dance….wanting Dan to have a llama…waiting with bated breath for Phil to propose…Dan really be out there living the life of a phannie circa 2013.

[goingpheral]

Phil’s dad finds a place he likes to go on holiday and then only wants to go on holiday there… do we think we found where the autism came from…?

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

[manofmoth]

the real reason phil wouldn’t turn around in the cheese costume is bc he didn’t want to reveal the hard launch tramp stamp was permanent send tweet

[goingpheral]

Dan confusing Yorkshire and Lancashire????

People have gone to war for less than that!!!!

Phil!!!! Divorce him!!!!! Now!!!!!!

[girldan-pip]

dan's not jealous his face just does that whenever phil interacts with a man who isn't him

[sylviaisnotonblrr]

is this what dan and phil is about???

[dyingsnail]

remember when dan also said heart eyes howell wasn't a thing? never believe that man, jealous dan lives on

[peachlessroomba]

starting a rumor phil turned down dans proposal because he didn’t know which finger the ring would go on

[endofthegun]

"hi tofu" is so fucking funny probably one of my favorite moments on the podcast like it did not cross his mind that tofu could be anything but a nonbinary phannie

[goingpheral]

My dream is to become an exam question writer and in at least one question per year I will include a Dan and a Phil in a question. Sometimes they will be friends. Sometimes of ambiguous relation. And sometimes they will be lovers.

My goal? To make all phannies in education fail their exams because I will get into their heads.

Why? Idk bc I’m evil or bored or something