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Phan is real and always has been baby! She/her | 22 | lesbian

[goingpheral]

Phil’s dad finds a place he likes to go on holiday and then only wants to go on holiday there… do we think we found where the autism came from…?

[aire1111]

*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

[manofmoth]

the real reason phil wouldn’t turn around in the cheese costume is bc he didn’t want to reveal the hard launch tramp stamp was permanent send tweet

[goingpheral]

Dan confusing Yorkshire and Lancashire????

People have gone to war for less than that!!!!

Phil!!!! Divorce him!!!!! Now!!!!!!

[girldan-pip]

dan's not jealous his face just does that whenever phil interacts with a man who isn't him

[sylviaisnotonblrr]

is this what dan and phil is about???

[dyingsnail]

remember when dan also said heart eyes howell wasn't a thing? never believe that man, jealous dan lives on

[peachlessroomba]

starting a rumor phil turned down dans proposal because he didn’t know which finger the ring would go on

[endofthegun]

"hi tofu" is so fucking funny probably one of my favorite moments on the podcast like it did not cross his mind that tofu could be anything but a nonbinary phannie

[goingpheral]

My dream is to become an exam question writer and in at least one question per year I will include a Dan and a Phil in a question. Sometimes they will be friends. Sometimes of ambiguous relation. And sometimes they will be lovers.

My goal? To make all phannies in education fail their exams because I will get into their heads.

Why? Idk bc I’m evil or bored or something

[goingpheral]

The thing about Dan “disproving” jealous Dan is that if he’d said something along the lines of “yeah I have been known to get jealous but these days I play it up for the camera” we’d all be like yeah that makes sense but to outright deny it???? That makes it more suspicious!!!

Like bro we all have eyes and ears and have for the past 16 years so you’re either putting on a jealous persona for the camera and (recently) for old times’ sake or you’re just a jealous person and there is a clip from 2011 where he admitted to being a jealous person so why is he getting mad at us for putting 2 and 2 together and making 4???

I fear he’s just headcanoned that it was someone else getting jealous just like he did with the burnt pasta and now believes it’s true and we’re the crazy ones lmao

[sapphosclown]

jealous dan mention in the pod oh damn they really are in the walls

[goingpheral]

But Dan alleges that it isn’t true… lol

[degenerusssy]

hard monday t shirt idea

[renisnotonfire]

While Phandom was heatedly debating whether they'd kiss on a photo card or not, Dan and Phil spent their days knowing they put a photo card out there that depicted them half naked and interrupted during sex. For the bit.

[goingpheral]

I see we’re all having a normal one over the tramp stamp tiktok

[red-enby]

"he does it so carefully and studiously like a gentle lover trying to tease the climax" bro what the actual fuck is hard launch even about

[goingpheral]

Dan and Phil need to either stop talking about marriage or just get engaged bc my poor phannie heart can’t take this anymore