i can talk ?

im so unhealthy about pathetic characters. ill make them more pathetic, actually

[thek1ngtalks]

So for everyone who finds this without knowing who I am, I'm k1ng, I use He/They pronouns and I'm a multifandom mess.

I have another (dead) acc @k1ng0fn0b0dy where I used to post DSMP x M/NB Reader. All posts are preserved there but will not be updated since I'm not in that Fandom anymore.

Most if not every other link are here on a linktree w/ my Ao3, Twitter (also dead), Wattpad (even deader) and links to this acc and the dsmp one.

If you're trying to find specific posts, feel free to go through these tags. Ex, k1ng reblogs is all my reblogs and k1ng spoils is me talking about movies or shows after I watched them (with that little Read More thing in case ppl didn't want spoilers).

My DM's are open, as is my Asks, don't die and goodbye.

[thek1ngtalks]

I made a discord server 6 years ago for me to put links/drawings/inspo and like a bunch of crap and now its been more than HALF A DECADE and im still using it for stuff genuinely been with me longer than some of my friends

[thek1ngtalks]

In high-school I used to sleep without blankets so that when my alarms went off id be so uncomfortable and cold that'd id wake up immediately to go put on layers and this worked well for four years but now that im out and no longer need to do this I just knock out all the time like if im warm i get sleepy and I like layers so im warm often

[thek1ngtalks]

Wdym artfight is a month away and I still havent finished all my refs the year just started

[allshipsareok]

[zykamiliah-temporal]

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

[sorcererofsolitude]

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

[atlinmerrick]

NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.

I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.

[rewordthis]

This but also:

Frames this entire post and hangs it over the fireplace.

[thek1ngtalks]

A delusional black cat player accused me of cheating and honestly that felt really good as a scraping 40% accuracy Hela

[dranktwocoffees]

dad said its my turn on the xbox

[thek1ngtalks]

Literally just sitting in my corner playing videogames why are my sisters fighting and why is it making my aim better ive never had a higher accuracy wtf

[gb-patch]

It's the B-man's B-day! 🎂

Today, we celebrate the one and only Baxter Ward. He's classy, witty, and, of course, impeccably well-dressed.

Let's share a hypothetical black and white cookie and ask…

What did you think of Baxter when you first met him? 🖤 🤍

[thek1ngtalks]

i think my most "theres something wrong with me" trait is that i love making detailed spreadsheets for things that don't need spreadsheets. i have an organized list of my favorite fanfictions, their fandoms, their maturity ratings, my personal reccomendation level and a link. this one is my more normal one. i also have a completely unneccesarily detailed list of my heirs (in a videgame) that i orginally started so i wouldn't name them the same thing accidentally (literally no one cares) and then expanded to their parentage (not relevant), their intelligence rank (mildly relevant), whether they're married (not very relevant), and if that marriage is to an ally in my alliance (not relevant) as well as what their specialized stat is (very NOT relevant) it does also include a section specifying their gender (genderneutral names can confuse me) and numbering them. I have hit twenty and there is a fresh page in this google doc. i do not like google doc but ellipsus doesn't have a spreadsheet function yet or the dropdown fun clicky buttons yet.

has anyone guessed yet that i love talking? im such a yapper when im in my comfort Zone (talking about spreadsheets)

[thek1ngtalks]

What is BTS doing in my Percy Jackson fanfiction

[thek1ngtalks]

Really glad artfight swapped to HTML coding cuz I have so much experience, on my first ao3 account I used to write exclusively in html + I have like a million html coding guides saved from when I delusionally thought id be a compsci major like will I be coding anytime soon? No. But can I if I want to now? Yes

[thek1ngtalks]

Ive officially been told I draw kieran too much these guys want me dead

[thek1ngtalks]

Life does sometimes feel like death stranding, my job has a regular we just call Postman cause when we asked for a name he just pointed to his uniform. Very respectable and honestly close fight for favorite with the guy who comes in under the name Dark Knight to get one strawberry milkshake with his kid who wears a shirt with the largest print of Robin from Teen Titans Go every saturday

[nicollekidman]

i have so much beef with the concept of time 

[thek1ngtalks]

Its so funny when people beef with others much younger than them. Like, get a grip. Youre a full grown adult getting pressed over smth a baby did, calm down

[thek1ngtalks]

Literally found a saiki k plush in china town literally no one is as cool as i am now