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Échale un vistazo a Mike Saavedra (@Mike_Cub): https://twitter.com/Mike_Cub?s=09

HEY GUYS!!! I'M BACK NEW ACCOUNT, NEW PICS, VIDS AND MORE 🔞🔥🍑🍆 ADULT CONTENT

Well I can't upload nudes here anymore... You know for the new Tumblr rules ammm... Guys I don't really know what is going to happen with this profile 😔😔😔 If you what to follow me on Instagram to keep in touch just write "mike_cub" and that's it!!!! but it's okay never mind there must be another platform... You better admire my fake rhinoplasty 😂 😂 😂

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fauxteen

Winner WINNERS Chicken Dinner!

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Finally had the time to finish the latest Winner’s Circle poster with @TrixieMattel as the reigning All Stars 3 Winner!

BTW You can now also follow and support me on my Patreon page for my WIPS, High res illustrations and Art requests! patreon.com/fauxteen

This is me, I changed a little beat a cub getting bear

#gay cub #gay bear

catsbeaversandducks

Owls Are Flying Cats

Photos via Pleated-Jeans.com

tacticalnymphomania

YOLO - you obviously love owls

@owlcub94 look

@firespinningpanda

Haha

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theshells

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

lunapics

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

lightspeedsound

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.