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nightinngales

somebody: i changed urls–

me, who hasn’t been able to recognize anyone on my dash for years:

keybladesoras

Stan Lee in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

andthwip-deactivated20220219

im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

lizzystarlight

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

mymindsecho

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

pukicho

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

regularlesbian

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

amandabe11man

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

ghost-cassette

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

>A European calling somebody else a colonizer

larcenygrand-deactivated2025042

But seriously, can you imagine coming from a nice date with your girlfriend, you’ve been dating for a couple of months, it’s going pretty well, and her ex is lurking outside her apartment and talking to her cat, which, while annoying is not that weird, and he seems like an ok guy, so you forget about it, and a couple of days later, you’re on a date in a nice restaurant, and the ex turns up looking like absolute shit, dunks himself into a lobster tank, eats a live lobster, and you end up having to carry him out to the hospital where he has a seizure in the MRI and so you send him home but then you get his tests back and it turns out his fucking heart and internal organs are atrophying because of a sentient parasite which your girlfriend manages to separate only the ex runs away and the parasite ends up in your girlfriend who goes to give it back to her ex and then you end up in a weird four way relationship with your girlfriend, her ex, and a symbiote that finds the word parasite offensive

angelnamine

#Hello 911? I just witnessed a murder.

thefreakynigga

theminingengineer

Have we gone too far?

@cazador-red @the-armed-utahn @john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty @medic981

uncle-beanbag

It’s a gimmick but a gimmick I like provided you got batteries

YOU hates terfs

itwashotwestayedinthewater

bungus

itwashotwestayedinthewater

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

paper-mario-wiki

pop team epic was a funny anime. made me go “ha”.

antifa-hulk

IM GONNA HAVE A FYUCKING ANEURYSM I DONT KNOW IF THIS APP IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE

speakinguv

For those afraid of deletion.

chiibinomonodamon

This ship is so f*cking cute and I hope they get married.

merrybitchmas91-deactivated2019

Not just cute, this is incredible. The male love interest tells the female protagonist, “The person I think I know is partly my own fantasy. I want to know the real you.” Need more shows/movies/everything like this