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Mostly reblogs and comments. Don’t judge me.

[thekitandfrog]

What is it about the drivers that make them think they can pull off facial hair?

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[lil-tumbles]

there should be more rb’s

[andallshallbewell]

[deviika]

Rachel Forrest // Unknown // S. C. Lourie

[totallytrucked]

[totallytrucked]

glad to see this resonating

[tsukiakarinobara-deactivated202]

This blog is pro choice and supports people’s right to have an abortion

If you think abortion should be made illegal, that it’s “murder”, that it’s a sin, that people should be forced to give birth as “consequences” for having sex, or any other anti choice/forced birth bullshit, then kindly fuck off.

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[gotnofucks]

My first thought was she got her period and vagina vomited all over the floor but no this is so much better 😂

[filipf0rsberg]

I can’t wait for October: cozy sweaters, cool weather, jack'o'lanterns, pumpkin spice lattes, halloween, autumn leaves, the violent sport of hockey….

[filipf0rsberg]

EVERYONE KEEPS REBLOGGING THIS SAYING “MINUS THE HOCKEY”

THIS IS A HOCKEY POST

THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING IS THE HOCKEY

I COULD GIVE LESS OF A FUCK ABOUT PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES

[monkeydlesbian]

i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid

[ryebreadgf]

august is for realizing your spotify wrapped is irreversibly fucked

[ryebreadgf]

stop tagging this with shit like 'oh no my top song will be *obscure song by obscure indie artist*' this post is for people who listen to the same pop song 200 times in a row in one day because they have issues

[hogwartscastle]

whats your type?

Fictional men written by women.

[thekitandfrog]

My mother told me I need to drink less caffeine and actually eat breakfast and lunch. She threatened to fly 10 hours just to make sure it happened.

I quickly realized two things

1. She can’t stop me. The boarders are closed here.

2. I need to find out which one of my coworkers is a snitch. And deal with them accordingly.

Now I also have this urge to see how long one can survive on coffee, Monsters, Red Bull, Celsius, sushi, anxiety, and 5 hours of sleep on the reg.

[raevenlywrites]

This is kind of a weird tip but keep a toothbrush in the shower.

I say this cause I know dental hygiene is one of those super important things that gets so often skipped/forgotten/whatever by mental health.

but like.

once i'm IN the shower, I look for any excuse to stay there. So I have a toothbrush. I have my water pick. If I were smart, I'd put a little bottle of mouth wash in there.

this post is about brushing your teeth but its also about knowing yourself. If you think you're most likely to brush your teeth while standing at the coffee maker every morning? Put a toothbrush by the kitchen sink.

If doing the laundry has too many start up steps, put your dirty clothes right into the washer when you take them off. Use it like a hamper.

Eat a gogurt for breakfast literally every day if you find yourself skipping it because figuring out what to eat is too much brain.

Just like, don't be afraid to adapt things to your reality. You don't have to do things "right" for them to be worth doing. A quick swish of mouthwash when you go in to pee is better than doing nothing at all.

[blckhwkshockey]

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

[anarchosurfism]

different color shirt bad

[nikitagusev]

Y’all - this is so important and historic for the sport.

There has NEVER been an forward line composed of black players in the NHL. Of course, this year in the AHL, Akil thomas, Devante Smith-Pelley and Quinton Byfield all played together with the Ontario Reign in the AHL. It was the first black forward line to play ever since THE 40s.

But today, Mathieu Joseph, Daniel Walcott and Gemel Smith made history when they all played together in a forward line composed only by black players.

I hope this will be common and I hope it won’t take too long to have another line like this in the future!

[scheifele]

this is nick foligno and joonas korpisalo. this was their tradition after every win korpisalo recorded — foligno was traded to the leafs on trade deadline.

this is david rittich and matthew tkachuk. this was their tradition after every win rittich recorded — rittich was traded to the leafs on trade deadline.

these were the only two pairs in the league to do this. perhaps now it’ll be foligno and rittich’s tradition in toronto :’)

[raysofcrosby]

press play, you won’t regret it...maybe 🥰 shoutout to pink whitney for getting me tipsy enough to make this <3