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Howdyho everyone! I'm Tess and I blog whatever. You'll know what I'm currently doing by the stuff I reblog since I have a tendency to obsess, but that's another story. Please feel free to chat!

[sosuperawesome]

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[taluns]

Ever get that urge to leave it all behind and roam the world on the back of your dinosaur? Well, now you can! In our upcoming game, you can venture into the wild and discover a host of dinos to befriend! Artists:   @TalunsArt   @AlanMartin75   @ItsLocko   @Erin_n Production by: ItalicPig 🌿 Follow me on twitter for more updates: Here 🌿

[gahdamnpunk]

“I guess one of the cops thought I was the shooter.”

He saved the children at the risk of being racially profiled and mistaken for the shooter by the police all while the actual shooter was taken in ALIVE

#GlenOakleyIsAHero

[worm-monger]

[snowflake-collections-deactivat]

Let me show you one of my favorite images on the internet: nuns performing “exorcism” on a very patient punk dude

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dbXr3GikQE

[infernalempress]

Haha

[doe-face]

Little do they know, punk guys are the closest thing we have to angels

[charizardian-is-gay-deactivated]

thats adorable

[kayrowsyrup]

He just…..pats her hand.

Like “your doing great, keep it up.”

[thriftshop-faith]

Like, he’s not even upset, he’s taking it with stride and amusement and I love him for that.

Punks are sweethearts.

[generalgrievousposting]

you can clearly see him trying to invert her cross thats so funny

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[kawaii-ash]

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

[homotology]

And let’s not forget

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

[delicateinnocentrottenporcelain]

Okay so because of this

I HAVE to post this

[delicateinnocentrottenporcelain]

Please SPREAD IMMEDIATELY

[cronymarxism]

It’s happening again. More mass raids planned for Sunday 7/15/19

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

If you have family out of town living somewhere quiet, it might be a good idea to get out of the city for the weekend.

[royalbelial]

When I die…

… plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats.

[noonymoon]

this changes everything

[hardstoplucas1]

“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”

[nattousan]

this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

[strikelikeahawk]

This is not me, but I’m absolutely willing (my wife is too) for me to help if you need me. 

[locallovewitch-deactivated20201]

hey so uhhh here’s an important update on what’s apparently happening at the border, especially with the use of the old japanese internment camps

all i can say is i’m sickened by this mess, by the atrocities committed against innocent people. and now there will be no surveillance. no one will be able to see what happens to these people. the UN, the media, and any other human rights organizations cannot get into these facilities, either, in order to stop what’s happening. by the way, coast guard members were apparently aiding in this process as well. so now it’s only a matter of time before it becomes a military movement.

no one gets in. no one gets out.

so when are we going to call this what it is? it’s fascism. it’s genocide. and if we don’t stop it now, it’s going to be disastrous.

EDIT: don’t bother contacting senators. donate to organizations like RAICES and other places that people have linked in the notes. here’s a transcription version of this post with sources on what’s happening. your senators are allowing this to happen.

[cybergata]

This little girl loves her human enough to follow him in places kittens don’t go.

[0512-97]

Literally my first time seeing a kitty in water without fighting

[unclefather]

the waves are too big for her

[taluns]

Meet Deinonychus, a tamable raptor companion in our upcoming dino game! You gotta keep these guys in a group of at least 3 or else they’ll get lonely and sad! Artists: AlanMartin75   JackEllisonArt   RD_3D   Production by: ItalicPig 🌿 Follow me on twitter for more updates: Here 🌿

[lunaeregia]

who am i without rice.

[bunjywunjy]

someone created a random generator that creates randomized inspirational quotes overlaid on random images in a soothing fashion and each and every image is comic gold

it’s pretty much the best thing ever and here are some of my favorites so far

so good

I’m getting this one made into a motivational poster for my home office

PLEASE GO MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN RIGHT NOW

[collapsedsquid]

[itsbenedict]

[sweetbunpura]

I MEAN

[madkey25]

Words to live by

[queenklu]

ominous

sound advice

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY

[wasithard]

i

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[oddity-txt]

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

[oddity-txt]

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

[oddity-txt]

https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[tarotsunset]

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

[extraterrestrialsprobably]

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

[magical-game]

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

[frivolousphantasies]

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

[krystal-prisms]

I wondered why the wings looked different

[decorativeskull]

Incredible

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

intersex icon

[oddity-txt]

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

[taluns]

Hey u!  Wanna get the latest news for the (name TBD) Dino Farm game? Then… Follow me on [TWITTER] or Follow key points in the games development [HERE] I try to keep my tumblr updated as much as possible, but there’s some things I don’t have permission to post off twitter D: I definitely recommend throwing us a follow over there if you want updates as soon as they happen. Thanks for all the support so far! Big big news and announcements are brewing…Just saying :3c!