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the-irreverend

And stay safe everyone!

#asexual #aromantic #pride month #happy pride month #pride 2026

dokirosi

Alastor! The Radio Demon ~ sticker sheet

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor

myxomoon

HAPPY PRIDE FROM OUR AROACE KING!!

#alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel

the-birth-of-art

Portland, Oregon October 18, 2025

redstonedust

all those posts that are like "you and your blorbo swap lives" "draw your blorbo in your outfit" etc etc are fun and all but every time im like. bold if you to think i have a singular blorbo. its a bleebus circus up in here.

ink-phoenix

Fascinated by the thought of the plural of blorbo being bleebus

yugiohz

crazy how naruto has a son with his own spin-off but it had zero cultural impact

yugiohz

it would have been different if he and sasuke had had a baby

girlnextvore

When you see a Prep in hottopic

girlnextvore

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

girlnextvore

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

sleepy-cone

War cares not for curfew. Those who let down their guard first shall greet their end sooner than those who remain at the ready.

carolsturka

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

a-ship-unto-thyself

best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"

dailyalastor

the queer theatre kid strut

#alastor

inuxi

How do you deal with all the stress of being in charge of things?

#lucifer morningstar

tokyoproxy

桜

#aesthetic stuff

asha-mage

My toxic trait is that I am far more interested in the socio-economic and geopolitical implications of ABO settings than the smut.

For example: I can't read any ABO AUs set in England or France because while I can suspend my disbelief far enough for a gender trinary set up, I can't suspend it enough to believe those two countries would still be distinct entities in a alternate history where Richard the Lionheart could have impregnated Philip II.

If there was a viable dynastic future with Richard, Philip would have climbed him like an oak and dragged him to the altar if he had to. It's a match that makes perfect sense from both their point of view: Philip gets Aquitaine back under French rule, the best general in Europe on his council, and powerful check on the Angevians....and unexpectedly (after Henry bites it) the entire Kingdom of England for his Capetian dynasty. Richard meanwhile gets to stick it to his father, secure Aquitaine's prosperity, and gets the leverage to start pushing for his mother's release. Then when Henry kicks the bucket Richard doesn't actually have to be King of England in anything but name: Philip can run the countries and unify the Crowns and what not while Richard runs off to go Crusading.

Plus they also like, loved each other and stuff and being able to get to be together long term instead of being torn apart by politics would have been cool. But I'm mainly obsessed with the historical implications and dynastic implications.

All this to say any ABO au set in England or France should mention that doesn't have them united as a singular Anglo-Frank empire is doing it wrong.

json-derulo

therulerofallpotatos

begging you to write an original historical fiction where these 2 monarchs fucked like animals to make 10000 heirs and forever shaped the political landscape of both nations, publish it, then notify me immediately once it hits the shelves.