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I keep texting this picture to my IRL friends and family and saying "I'm a furry now"
With a name like Roger Pack, of course he was going to be my first werewolf.
Can this kind-hearted ‘hot pixar dad’ balance his career, his farm, his sudden anger management issues, and his strange sensitivity to moonlight? SPOILER: Of course he can, because I’m a benevolent micromanaging dictator, but it should still be fun.
Thoughts about werewolves below:
it’s a full moon and dwayne wants to go hunting but alex won’t let him leave until he finishes the laundry and he is SO MAD
It’s werewolves confirmed
Cyrus naps in his tiny-yet-adorable hipster house.
Cyrus is my super sim, with a goal to max all skills and aspirations. Fun fact: there’s a criminal aspiration that involves witnessing another sim’s death, which was later accomplished using this very murphy bed.
The sims subreddit is so fucking funny, people will be like “HELP MY GAME IS BUGGED” and the bug is 3tb of mods that haven’t been updated since 2016
My favorite is when someone posts “WHY IS THIS HAPPENING” and it’s like, a bunch of sims are missing heads, and 150 comments later someone will ask "do you have any mods installed" and they'll be like "yeah I just downloaded a mod called 'invisible sim heads' do you think that’s it”
That’s all we’ve got for Bryan’s island life. Things are going great! He’s still at the top of his game career-wise, pumping out endless spinoffs and remakes and pulling in that cash.
When he’s not working, there’s still a lot of island to explore and enjoy.
And Ukupanipo has been the perfect partner and an extremely capable guide to all the secrets there are to discover.
We’ll be seeing more of Bryan, but for now we’re going to branch out and visit with some other sims in his extended universe. Until next time!
Bryan and Ukupanipo have been together for a while, and things are going very well in their secluded island paradise. Bryan finally asks if he’d like to make it official. Want to put a label on this great thing we have?
I mean... DUH. Ukupanipo is in agreement. Let’s see where it leads us! And more importantly, SELFIE TIME!
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, move along.
It’s happening: Bryan has acted in so many freaking movies that the industry was basically forced to give him a celebrity tile on Starlight Blvd. He might not be acting in the most groundbreaking or experimental films ever made... but they have made a lot of people a lot of money.
Bryan places his tile with several fans present and basks in the glory of his own hard-earned success. It reads:
“Bryan Keane. For gifting the world with one incredible performance after another, and shining a light on the need for environmental harmony worldwide.”
Ukupanipo showed up too, and Bryan made a show of his appreciation there as well. That should give the paparazzi something to talk about.
After making it home, Ukupanipo extends his own personal congratulations for the accolade as well.
Bryan, no. That is not how we swim in the ocean.
Bryan settles into island life with Ukupanipo once again, and is again struck by how effortlessly he fits in. Bryan even begins taking acting roles again. Maybe they’re working their way back to a sense of normalcy?
Bryan invites Ukupanipo in for a meal and the two spend some time talking. Ukupanipo kindly lets Bryan know he’s not trying to rush him into anything, and understands if he needs some time. Bryan, appreciative, stands to clean up and Ukupanipo says goodbye...
But Bryan doesn’t let him leave without a quick kiss. He seems pretty pleased by how it all went.
To Bryan’s surprise, when he makes it back home Ukupanipo is waiting for him. It’s been several days since they’ve seen each other and he wanted to check in.
Bryan gives him an update, on everything, and they end up chatting right there on the beach into the night.
After his stunt with the paparazzi, Bryan takes a few days in solitude to unwind and reconnect with his island sanctuary. I don’t know why he’s taking a boat around when he could probably swim faster, but at least it looks like fun!
A few days after his breakup, Bryan crashes a party, gets totally fucking blitzed:
Makes a spectacle of himself in front of the ever-present paparazzi:
And escapes into the water, going full mermaid in front of everyone and effectively outing himself. Whoops.
He’s not really spiraling, not exactly, but he might need to give his PR agency a call after this one. Get it together girl!