Hi

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

indie movie about a woman directed by a man

woman: *sitting on toilet, is peeing. you can hear her peeing* 

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

the director:

[with-practice]

I’m From Oakland. They got me on this muthfuckin punkass moped. 

[mzzjones93]

[iamretrokid]

LisAaa

[rydellio]

😭

[biodegrade]

Wow.. she has such a way with worms…

[north-of-annwn]

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

[helendamnationx]

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

[punkrorschach]

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

You can always tell which sign belongs to the person making one of those “The signs as___”, because they’re always like-

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

[thetenderpassion]

[verusmihi]

💀💀

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

[porterr-robinson]

[starberry-cupcake]

people are still pitching coco and the book of life against each other while the directors are like

[ightham]

if tumblr shuts down feel free to follow me down into my cellar, i have some delicious wines and meads down there id like my mutuals to try.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

“good intrusive thoughts” i know you all get your entire scientific education off random tumblr posts but please for the love of god read even just one psych paper. im begging

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

or even just take an english class. “intrusive” means you don’t want them. they’re unwelcome. they can NEVER be fun or quirky or funny because by definition they are unsettling, unwelcome, and INTRUSIVE. jesus fucking christ 

[goatherdt]

Maybe there should be an alternate term for thoughts that randomly show up in your mind but they’re actually good??

Idk what they’d be called, but. Who knows.

[ramjam]

theyre called thoughts

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[thaibrator]

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[amberleaf]

Edgar Allen Bitch

[kinsaleroadroundabout]

F. Thot Fitzgerald

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Charles Dickens

[mydeddyalabama]

me: all men are awful they just suck and thems the facts

a man: *is goofy and lovable*

me: