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u can't spell alien without gail (she/her, 21)

[xollii]

[punkjabi]

[dinuguan]

Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

[dinuguan]

We’re gonna shitty farty like it’s your squirt day

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

allow me to introduce you the the backspace button on your keyboard

[dinuguan]

You can find me in the tub. Bottle full of cum.

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[angelicguy]

[strikerenterprise]

[cantabilechaos]

Me reading the title: ugh this is gonna be some tightass who thinks tattoos are trashy or something 🙄

Me reading what the tattoo was:

[melgillman]

[emailmore]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foreveriallyzombified]

please tell me this isnt real are you okay oh my god

[emailmore]

no way dude hes gonna suck my dang blood out

[elliottsmithfan]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Me after blocking people for just being annoying

[g0ds-favorite]

[g0ds-favorite]

the classic

[omegaverse]

english is not my first language what is a chode?

don’t worry about it my love

[divineapparition-deactivated202]

[woodmeat]

I don’t say deep thought provoking shit anymore..... I’m on my peepee poopoo shit

[silly-slacker-person]

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[normal-horoscopes]

[ASMR] I CALL YOU AN IDIOT SEVERAL TIMES WHILE TREATING YOUR STAB WOUNDS

[tvguts]

FUN SCIENCE FACT OF THE DAY: “EpiPen” (the trademarked brand name for a common auto-injecting allergy medication) is actually a compound word combining the terms Epic and Penis

[papasmoke]

It is funny that Hitlers last moments of life were pure misery and terror before he blew his own brains out, it is funny that Luis Carrero Blanco was blown up by a bomb so powerful it sent his car flying over a 3 story building, it is funny that Ronald Reagan got shot and that his wound led to health complications that plagued him for the rest of his vile life, it is funny that Margaret Thatcher lived in constant fear of assassination by the IRA, it is funny that Mussolini ended life looking like a prized ham in the deli section, and it is funny that Trump might die from covid.