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Uh I guess I write stuff and also really like clouds? I haven't been here in ages but decided to rewrite my description here? Theme and page renovations in eternal development hell. she/they/???

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[important-cat-pics]

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[pmd-stardust]

get in babe we're 30 year old women we're having formative experiences that our teenage years denied us

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[buddie-romance]

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s a win win. I

get a bit of hope, you get

a cute birb photo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

step one: be extremely depressed during covid-19 quarantine

step two: in your diffidence, leave many half-drunk glasses of water around your apartment

step three: your cat, who is stupider than any other mammal on earth, living or dead, starts drinking from your many abandoned water cups

step four: the cat now believes these are for her

step five: years later, you keep a glass of water on your bed side stand. not such a strange sight. however, it is the cat's glass of water. she loves it. she drinks from it, she sleeps beside it on the bed next to your pillow to jealously guard it from harm, she cries when the level gets too low and she can't cram her little head in far enough to reach the water. when overnight guests are there you have to explain that even if they are parched in the night, they don't wanna drink the glass of water, because that is the cat's glass of water.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you know how easy it was to get this picture? i picked her up, smooched her on her little head, put her down on the bed facing it, and she went "!!!! ooomye glase ofwater🥰" and started slurpin

[kaijuno]

[importantcatpics]

[slimeful]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

[rogers-carter]

AGENT CARTER 1.07 “SNAFU"

[pigeonshitposts]

based on this post. I'm sorry Destiel shippers but you don't truly know old man yaoi until you've gotten a taste of Utherus.

[best-of-memes]

[faggotri]

taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

[apofid-puffleburry]

obsessed

[lost-wandering-historian]

I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."

I miss having that class

[gerrykeay]

[ID: tumblr reply on this post reading "my partner did a sociology degree and one of the modules was on organised crime. very funny to see stuff like "anyone doing organised crime this afternoon" in a uni groupchat"]

[beggars-opera]

I had a theology class once called the Satan Seminar. That was a fun one to talk about in public

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

I had a class on Magic, Witchcraft, and Religion. You can imagine the joy I got out of saying “I have to study for my magic final” or “im off to magic class now”

[guygirlwhatever]

Re: @lost-wandering-historian

[mammutblog]

in senoir year i had to take a bio required class called "what drugs do to your body" or smth but everyone called it "drugs." at graduation the kind and very smart stem guy who saved my ass at every exam wave at me and i loudly said "we did drugs together!" to my friends and his whole family could hear me

[noctilia]

In college I had a sociology class about death and dying and the professor always addressed us as her "death and dying students." I missed that class.

[thelastcomment]

one of my undergrad classes was "weather analysis and forecasting" but because that's a long class name it was in many of the university's systems (including on our transcripts) as "weather anal" and so some of my classmates called the row where they all parked (it was an 8am class so they were all able to park in the same area) "anal row"

[catasters]

[kosmogrl]

I was born with a curse called ‘I want to know everything’