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WATCH: Matt Bomer Has No Time For Gay Stereotypes In New Interview

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Donald looks so pleased in that third gif….

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[hurricanedaniel-deactivated2020]

hey mtv and welcome to my crib *bounces up stairs*

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[wasiafooltothink]

“How much money does college cost in America?”

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Blue Mosque, Istanbul

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[viciere]

my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

[viciere]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES

[solace-y]

because your law teacher defeated the law 

[erikwhatareyoudoing]

Ah, these beautiful emotions…

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messedup4good

[messedupmcavoyer-deactivated201]

l-p-r-o-c-k

I hope you’re having fun torturing me :D

[l-p-r-o-c-k]

me messedup4good?????? i’m a angel darling, James have the fault

Just look at this face

mmmm yes, it’s a torture to me too

[messedupmcavoyer-deactivated201]

Angel?? I beg to differ :p

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[cadot]

Amazing pair of glasses for Michael Caine

[illkim]

*squats down to look in the refrigerator* fitness

[onceland]

Colin O’Donoghue and that thing he does when waiting for people to talk about him

[zhinico]

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

[grindlebone]

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desi-shia-uncle:

Using powerpoint slide transitions in 3rd grade

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by calling a locksmith when I was “locked out” of my car

I’ll preface this by saying I’m usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I’ll make this quick:

I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker - as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times, battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada.

I call a locksmith, explain that I’m locked out of my car. He says he’ll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:

“So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I’ll have it open in a minute.”

“No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead.” I replied.

He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn’t say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door.

I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually. He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he’d have to tell was worth the drive out.

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Gold.