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fig. 1: a portrait of an attempt // any pronouns

[thelavenderblues]

insert [jellyfish]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[wordfather]

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[strangestcase]

Dr. Jekyll -> doctorates ✅

Mr. Hyde -> no doctorates ❌

observe how he subconsciously wishes he had never gone to medical school.

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[omtai]

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

[vendetta06]

ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately

[wellfine]

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

[hollowtones]

& Then a weird guy appear

[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[kosmogrl]

[is-destiel-canon-yet]

Is Destiel Canon Yet ?

11/5/2020: Yes.

[syring3]

You will get over it because you fucking have to

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[balmain]