a collection of miscellaneous things

A place for all my reblogs. This mostly runs on a queue.

[scarlct-vvitch]

ART and murderbot make me crazy because they are both so wildly apart from any other being (bot or human) around that they thought they would never have a friend. never be understood. ART is more intelligent than any other system it's ever met by a mile. murderbot is a rogue secunit that has spent its entire life lying about it. the two of them have been so alone for so long that a friend is a foreign concept, only for others, only for humans. and then they meet. and theyre like hey. wait. youre like me. i didnt think that was even possible. i want to be around you and save humans with you and be up in your business and if i can't im gonna freak out. i want to annoy you until we die. i kidnapped you when i got hurt because i dont trust anyone else. i want to do surgery on you. i put my human's lives in your hands willingly. i have never been truly seen before you. do you want to watch tv forever?

[technoria]

just silly

[beastieballgame]

Baka

[redstonedust]

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[low-poly-yuri]

i really relate to that character in a way i cant explain in words. put her in the eternal torture chamber now please

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[bixels]

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

[catcrumb]

[ashstfu]

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[cedar-glade]

[mangopoptarts]

They have the same hairstyle….

[dollsahoy]

old man Arms perfec t size for ho\ld pelican!

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[maxknightley]

the etymology of "piano" is so fucking dumb I love it. yeah this is my cool new harpsichord. it has more volume control than a standard harpsichord so we call it a "loudsoft" for short. or a "softloud" if you prefer. but that's still a bit of a mouthful so I've been thinking of just calling it a soft.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

went out to explore my new home all on my lonesome

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives