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Happy Imbolc!
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I accidentally bought “The Mammoth Hunters” a while ago for a good price considering it was a hella old copy, but I’m wanting to read the first book so is “The Clan of the Cave Bear” any good???
I’m currently reading The Plains Passages actually. Lol.
I have mix feelings about the series. Clan of the cave bear is good but some of the science is outdated, since it was published in 1980. But for the time Auel did her research and as the books go on she puts more and more research and she shows her work.
It’s the rest of the series is where I get mixed. I enjoy the world Auel creates. The more the books go on (granted I have two books to go after Plain of Passage) it becomes more about the world and Ayla and Jondalar are the people she decided to use to explore it. There are info dumps about prehistoric creatures and prehistoric humans.
I like Ayla but yeah I get the Mary Sue argument. But she’s such a kind heart I forgive it.
Jondalar is ummm Mister Rochester ish. He gets questionable. He is less forgivable.
Mammoth Hunters is so far the worse, it’s not bad but very average. It just went on and on with an additional of a love triangle I did not care about. Especially since you knew who she was going to pick. The whole plot I’m yelling just talk to each other!
Auel isn’t the best with plot.
Also the sequels the obsession with sex which to me is very annoying to me.
And there’s a terrifying rape scene in the first one.
Aaaahh I’ve heard of that scene in the first one. That’s what I don’t look forward to (I didn’t look forward to it when I read “Daughter of the Forest” by Juliet Marillier), but the idea of a book set in prehistoric times is really interesting, so I want to give it a try. Suffering through some writer’s block so hopefully that will help. If I do end up buying Clan, I’ll keep you updated (and I’m definitely going to live blog while reading 😂)
If you’re looking for books set in prehistory may I suggest the Chronicles of Ancient Darkness series by Michelle Paver. It’s an awesome historical fantasy series set 6000 years ago and she’s done a huge amount of research but there are no infodumps like you get in Auel’s books, it’s all worked into the story really nicely and there’s awesome characters. Also if you like wolves, one of the main characters is literally a wolf called Wolf, and he’s adorable.
She’s also done a series called Gods and Warriors which is equally awesome but set in the Bronze Age around Greece and Egypt, that one has a lion character… and a falcon and a dolphin. Paver likes her animals.
Oh!! I’ve heard of the Gods and Warriors series! But I never got a chance to read it. I’m definitely going to check Paver out, I didn’t know she had done a prehistory series as well, thank you!!
That series sounds good.
The only problem with Michelle Paver ia that only one bookshop (that I know of here in my city) has only the first book of Chronicles of Ancient Darkness
Aw that’s a shame. Any chance you could order it online? I’m pretty sure there all on Kindle. Oh and if you have Audible there’s an audiobook version read by Sir Ian Mckellen!
WAIT
I found a book store that has them! Granted in Spanish but it has them nonetheless!! A bit on the expensive side, but I’ll save up for the first one and build up from there 😂
Awesome! Let me know what you think when you’re done :D
I accidentally bought “The Mammoth Hunters” a while ago for a good price considering it was a hella old copy, but I’m wanting to read the first book so is “The Clan of the Cave Bear” any good???
I’m currently reading The Plains Passages actually. Lol.
I have mix feelings about the series. Clan of the cave bear is good but some of the science is outdated, since it was published in 1980. But for the time Auel did her research and as the books go on she puts more and more research and she shows her work.
It’s the rest of the series is where I get mixed. I enjoy the world Auel creates. The more the books go on (granted I have two books to go after Plain of Passage) it becomes more about the world and Ayla and Jondalar are the people she decided to use to explore it. There are info dumps about prehistoric creatures and prehistoric humans.
I like Ayla but yeah I get the Mary Sue argument. But she’s such a kind heart I forgive it.
Jondalar is ummm Mister Rochester ish. He gets questionable. He is less forgivable.
Mammoth Hunters is so far the worse, it’s not bad but very average. It just went on and on with an additional of a love triangle I did not care about. Especially since you knew who she was going to pick. The whole plot I’m yelling just talk to each other!
Auel isn’t the best with plot.
Also the sequels the obsession with sex which to me is very annoying to me.
And there’s a terrifying rape scene in the first one.
Aaaahh I’ve heard of that scene in the first one. That’s what I don’t look forward to (I didn’t look forward to it when I read “Daughter of the Forest” by Juliet Marillier), but the idea of a book set in prehistoric times is really interesting, so I want to give it a try. Suffering through some writer’s block so hopefully that will help. If I do end up buying Clan, I’ll keep you updated (and I’m definitely going to live blog while reading 😂)
If you’re looking for books set in prehistory may I suggest the Chronicles of Ancient Darkness series by Michelle Paver. It’s an awesome historical fantasy series set 6000 years ago and she’s done a huge amount of research but there are no infodumps like you get in Auel’s books, it’s all worked into the story really nicely and there’s awesome characters. Also if you like wolves, one of the main characters is literally a wolf called Wolf, and he’s adorable.
She’s also done a series called Gods and Warriors which is equally awesome but set in the Bronze Age around Greece and Egypt, that one has a lion character… and a falcon and a dolphin. Paver likes her animals.
Oh!! I’ve heard of the Gods and Warriors series! But I never got a chance to read it. I’m definitely going to check Paver out, I didn’t know she had done a prehistory series as well, thank you!!
That series sounds good.
The only problem with Michelle Paver ia that only one bookshop (that I know of here in my city) has only the first book of Chronicles of Ancient Darkness
Aw that’s a shame. Any chance you could order it online? I’m pretty sure there all on Kindle. Oh and if you have Audible there’s an audiobook version read by Sir Ian Mckellen!
I accidentally bought “The Mammoth Hunters” a while ago for a good price considering it was a hella old copy, but I’m wanting to read the first book so is “The Clan of the Cave Bear” any good???
I’m currently reading The Plains Passages actually. Lol.
I have mix feelings about the series. Clan of the cave bear is good but some of the science is outdated, since it was published in 1980. But for the time Auel did her research and as the books go on she puts more and more research and she shows her work.
It’s the rest of the series is where I get mixed. I enjoy the world Auel creates. The more the books go on (granted I have two books to go after Plain of Passage) it becomes more about the world and Ayla and Jondalar are the people she decided to use to explore it. There are info dumps about prehistoric creatures and prehistoric humans.
I like Ayla but yeah I get the Mary Sue argument. But she’s such a kind heart I forgive it.
Jondalar is ummm Mister Rochester ish. He gets questionable. He is less forgivable.
Mammoth Hunters is so far the worse, it’s not bad but very average. It just went on and on with an additional of a love triangle I did not care about. Especially since you knew who she was going to pick. The whole plot I’m yelling just talk to each other!
Auel isn’t the best with plot.
Also the sequels the obsession with sex which to me is very annoying to me.
And there’s a terrifying rape scene in the first one.
Aaaahh I’ve heard of that scene in the first one. That’s what I don’t look forward to (I didn’t look forward to it when I read “Daughter of the Forest” by Juliet Marillier), but the idea of a book set in prehistoric times is really interesting, so I want to give it a try. Suffering through some writer’s block so hopefully that will help. If I do end up buying Clan, I’ll keep you updated (and I’m definitely going to live blog while reading 😂)
If you’re looking for books set in prehistory may I suggest the Chronicles of Ancient Darkness series by Michelle Paver. It’s an awesome historical fantasy series set 6000 years ago and she’s done a huge amount of research but there are no infodumps like you get in Auel’s books, it’s all worked into the story really nicely and there’s awesome characters. Also if you like wolves, one of the main characters is literally a wolf called Wolf, and he’s adorable.
She’s also done a series called Gods and Warriors which is equally awesome but set in the Bronze Age around Greece and Egypt, that one has a lion character... and a falcon and a dolphin. Paver likes her animals.
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colin morgan in ‘parked’ 9/∞
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colin morgan in ‘parked’ 1/∞
My sister works in a hotel in Dublin that’s popular with the foreigners and she had a Texan give out to her because the colchie that she is saying tis and twas and twill be and grand shure and he said that nobody says tis anymore, it’s 1800s well I’m sorry Mr Texan Man but the only Yall that we know is a Cork town by the sea and it’s spelt properly and we don’t say silly things like y'all’d’ve so you can go shove it up yer arse
This is culchie culture tbh
Huh.
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CathalO'Regan(Parked)xJackRoth(Lewis)….?
Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.
‘All that you need to know about boars can be summed up in the fact that if you wish to hunt them, you must have a specially made boar spear. This spear has a crosspiece on it to prevent the boar from charging the length of the spear, driving it all the way through his own body, to savage the human holding the other end.’
-Boar and Apples, T. Kingfisher
fuck OFF
Note that pigs are also HUGE. So, yes, they ARE slightly larger pigs.
So I grew up in the city and have never seen a pig in real life and I just googled it and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
I thought they were like labrador sized, like, fat labradors, not mini-cows.
every time I see this post there are more people discovering how fuck off huge pigs actually are and I love it I thought this was a thing everyone knew but clearly not and I’m laughing
This is me with our Tamworth boar, a heritage breed closer to their wild cousins than the Yorkshire above. I am a fully grown, average sized human. He was a gentle sweetie who, sadly, is no longer with us. His name was Mr. Big.
FUCK OFF
Forever laffin’ at people who don’t understand how enormous, terrifying, and tenacious wild boar are.
They’re like if bears had knives protruding from their closed mouths and Didn’t Know When To Quit. Their survival instincts when they’re wounded aren’t “run away and minimize injury” it’s “take the thing that hurt you down with you” They also make sounds like someone crossed a pig with an alligator.
Their head and neck alone can be like the size of an entire human torso.
Also forever laffin’ at people who think pigs are tiny, ‘cause we designed those things can get in the neighbourhood of a thousand pounds in ideal circumstances.
It’s like when people assume Tuna must be small because they’ve only ever experienced them in hockey puck form.
Like seriously why the fuck y'all think everyone FREAKED THE HELL OUT when Dorothy fell into the pig pen in Wizard of Oz? It’s because pigs are HUGE and weigh a shitton and would crush her in an instant.
also dont they eat like, basically anything?
YUP. Pigs will eat people, if given the chance. They dgaf.
That’s why boar hunters use a team of very tenacious dogs to hold the boar so they can be speared without fucking you up. The dogs wear body armour.
I’ve heard stories of people shooting boars, and if it didn’t kill them, it just pissed them off.
how the hell did we ever domesticate these things?
…“how the hell did we ever domesticate these things?”
Very carefully, I would imagine.
WIld boar babies are rather cute, like living humbugs…
…but the adults and their ferocity have been associated with warriors for thousands of years, from Mycenaean Greece (a helmet made from sections of boar tusk)…
…through Celtic Europe (reconstructed carnyx war-horns and standards)…
…Ancient Rome (the crest of Legion 20 “Valeria Victrix”). A couple more legions also used a boar as their crest - I wonder did they squabble over which was the “right” one the way a couple of Swiss cantons had a little war over whose bear was best…?
…then Anglo-Saxon and pre-Viking helmet crests…
…right up to the late Middle Ages (here the white boar badge of Richard Duke of Gloucester, later Richard III of England)…
…and the blue boar badge of the Earl of Oxford, more usually represented by the De Vere arms, quarterly gules and or, in the first a molet argent.
After Richard was defeated at Bosworth in 1485, there was a run on blue paint as inn-signs were changed to reflect new loyalties since Oxford was on the winning side…
And pigs will definitely eat people.
It gets mentioned in the movie “Snatch”, the book/movie “Hannibal” and the webcomic “Lackadaisy Cats”, among numerous other fictional sources, and IRL it’s suspected to be the reason why numerous missing persons have stayed missing.
More here (another comment to this same OP) and here (slightly different).
Here’s some boar-hunting armour for dogs, ancient…
…and modern…
…and the modern one looks very like a simple style of ancient…
So when Odysseus’s old nurse recognizes him by the scar he got from the boar-tusk slash that almost killed him… now you get the resonance.
This post…it just really went places on me.
I hope you read this entire post, and that it made your entire day so much better, even if just for a few moments, like it did mine.
giant fuckoff alligator wolves
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